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Young,Dumb & Broke

@jo-a-chim

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Actual Age: 17

Mental Age:7

Emotional Age: 100

Legit tho, if I didn’t have social anxiety and didn’t give a fuck about what other people thought of me, I would act like a 7 year old and still have the emotional wisdom of Plato

Inconvenient Truths

Too ugly to be loved by good-looking people, too good-looking to be loved by ugly people.

In my head I’m the worse and yet the best, always judging and evaluating the world around me and yet feel so fucking guilty about it that I create a second self of sorts to argue against the judgemental side of me which try’s to find the unrealistic positivity in everything. Bruh do these 2 extra shitheads even pay rent for being in my head???

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arabwife

better to lose people not meant for you than to exhaust yourself trying to impress, love, help, and grow with people who never will be.

Think about why it’s illegal to hire a hit man.

All you’re really doing is speaking and giving someone money.

It’s legal to speak.

It’s legal to give someone money.

Even if they actually complete the job, you’re not the one who committed the murder.

So why is it illegal to hire a hit man?

Could it be because inciting violence is not protected under free speech?

And if that’s the case, why should free speech protect Nazis advocating genocide?

Never reblogged something harder in my life

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

“Whats your safe word?”

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

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paninimami

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

Lol i need to be his friend

The sound he makes when he picks him up 😂😂😂😂😂😂

My life fucking sucks I just wanna kms

Meet Felix, the A hole cat that always bites me whenever he’s full after I feed him... ingrateful biatchhhhh, jk I luv u bby felix😚