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actualfarmerclintbarton-deactiv
My buddy read an article about octopus intelligence. It was feeding time, and the handler dumped some shrimp into an octopus’ tank. Then he went into another room and sat at his desk.
A while later, a shrimp was tossed onto his desk.
The octopus, upon finding one bad shrimp in the lot, had grabbed it, escaped its tank, crossed the hall, and threw the expired shrimp at its caretaker. Not only does this showcase their problem-solving capabilities, but also that it could have escaped at any time. It just broke out this time to chuck an off shrimp in indignation at its handler. That’s not just intelligence, that’s a human-like reaction. Kinda make you wonder exactly how smart these guys can be…
queensjenn
OH MY GOD
roseweasley7
I went to the aquarium once and we had a tour and we walked past the octopus tank and it was duct taped shut so I asked why and the guy was like. “Well, we had a problem before because these fish were disappearing randomly at night and we had no idea why. Turns out the octopus had memorised the night guards rounds and would creep out of its tank, crawl across the floor to the fish tank, have a little snack and be back in its own tank with the lid shut before the guard came back.” they are super smart
dominawritesthings
I love octopuses so, so much.
cassandrashipsit
@_@
I am both delighted and FUCKING TERRIFIED.
ze-witch-arteest
Once I went to the aquarium where they had a baby pacific red octopus in a tank. I had gone there to work on a few real life sketches, obviously I wanted to do one of an octopus. So I kinda just kneeled in front of the tank, and started sketching. The octopus didn’t mind, he sat happily. Then, 5 minutes later, he started moving to the front of the tank, where I was. This tiny octopus faces me directly and starts posing. I don’t know how other to explain it but he started curlung his tentacles in this really graceful way then wouldn’t move for a few minutes. Then again, a new pose. That tiny cute motherfucker knew I was drawing him.
In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.
gotothemattresses
You can’t possibly say no to that.
“I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE. HUMAN. SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK.”
aracuans-deactivated20180529
Donald Trump is pre-llama Kuzco. He would probably throw somebody out a window for “throwing off his groove.” Also he wouldn’t mind kicking people out of their home for his own perfect world.
Hillary Clinton is Yzma. Her motives are questionable and she wants Kuzco gone. She’s always SO CLOSE to being in charge but never quite there.
Bernie Sanders is Kronk. He’s somewhat aligned with Yzma but not really, and he and Yzma definitely have some tension as time goes on. Kronk doesn’t deserve this madness and just wants what’s right.
So what you’re saying is, we need to turn Trump into a llama. That’s what I’m getting here.
A llama? He’s supposed to be dead!
theoneandonlystraycat
Yeah…. Weird….
tvsaurus
See I would have thought Bernie was Pacha cause he’s sort of jovial and friendly but he’s smart and stands up for the little guy? Also Kronk is kind of an idiot?
Then again maybe Obama is Pacha cause he has the smoking hot wife and cute kids. And I mean, you know Michelle’s made this face more than once
and has at the very least fantasized about locking Yzma Hillary in a closet in the White House and removing the door knob.
Actually I’d propose that Bernie is the old guy who’s thrown out the window.
Just imagine that says “beware the republicans instead”.
The greatest character development in the whole series
of all time*
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