Unpopular opinion
If you think all literature over 100 years old was written by straight white men, you shouldn’t be teaching general English classes
in my first lecture on shakespeare the lecturer opened with the words “Shakespeare is bisexual. Most literary evidence points towards this, and it is the most commonly accepted understanding of his sonnets in modern literature.
so if I have to read even ONE essay that comes to this ‘shocking’ conclusion this year, so help me god you will NOT pass this module”
anyway this is your reminder that shakespeare is bi, 100% bi, super bi, and laura jenkins wants people to shut up and focus on his fucking nature imagery thank you goodbye.
William Shakespeare puts the ‘I am bi” into iambic pentameter!
today in the class discussion section that i run we talked about gender and sexuality in twelfth night and by the end of section the conversation had basically been reduced to
“It’s easy for someone to joke about scars if they’ve never been cut.”
— William Shakespeare
Shakespeare Plays as Brooklyn Nine-Nine Gifs
Hamlet:
Romeo and Juliet:


A Midsummer Night’s Dream:
Macbeth:

Much Ado About Nothing:
Julius Caesar:
Richard III:
Twelfth Night:
The Tempest:
If you were obsessed with pirate girls as a child congrats you’re a lesbian now
when certain gays tell me they won’t watch certain lgbt of color movies (i.e. moonlight, the handmaiden, ek ladki ko dekha toh aisa laga) because they’re sad but they’ll watch and promote predatory age gap lgbtbrainrot movies i don’t know how to respond! what do you want from me? a glass bones and paper skin disease diagnosis?




