idk what 14 year old needs to hear this but that 18+ year old does not love you

Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air

when was the last time u heard anything about jordin sparks. i rest my case

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

im here for this analysis

watchmojo: That moment when you meet the Watchmojo lady 😱

“can you do the intro for us….?”

imagine meeting celebrities and they geek out over you lol

it was so nice of the watchmojo lady to do an interview with her fans

Source

You can only REBLOG THIS TODAY

i am losing it

hmmm

So I just came out to my Mormon grandma. I expected a lot of things! I had a lot of fears! Prepared for many eventualities!

I was NOT prepared for her to say, “Oh honey, I already knew. The Holy Ghost told me.”

#the holy???? ghost??????#the holy ghost is out here SNITCHING ON ME to my GRANDMA#somebody who understands the trinity please explain whether the holy ghost is supposed to be a big fucking tattletale

if she’s your girl why is she doing tasks with me in electrical

I have successfully killed OP in electrical

My employer reading my work experience off my resume

god telling me why she chose to welcome me into heaven 

F•R•I•E•N•D•S, The One with All the Thanksgivings (S05E08)

I’m sorry I made the site crash with my big tits hitting the keyboard

wait, one more

the best part of this post is undeniably that it was made by toby fox