pawsum

me saying bye to my trans masc friends as they depart for jupiter to get more stupider

Name's Sarita and she's an opossum

Guys, we were so wrong. We've been misinterpreting horse plinko all along. It's a three-dimensional scene, but depicted without depth perspective. The round things are actually hay bales in a field leading off into the distance and the horse is weaving between them as it moves towards us, with the fire in the foreground.

Thank you, 'sperm flagellar control' side of 'horse plinko lore' tumblr

I cannot, cannot stress enough how difficult this sort of interaction is to find outside Tumblr.

femboy football

they throw him across the field like a javelin

the fuck man do i have a tumblr criminal record or some shit ??

me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat:

This looks like a painting with like the composition and lighting

Are you “aggressively combatting misogyny” or did you take bioessentialism and gender essentialism for such a spin until you wrapped back around to policing every single behavior of women who don’t fit your idea of womanhood?

Are you criticizing the way hyperfemininity is expected in women OR are you attacking a woman for being too feminine?

Are you criticizing patriarchy or are you attacking a woman for being too masculine?

Are you protecting a women’s space or are you denying space to women who belong?

Are you protecting women or are you attacking trans women?

Are you protecting women or are you attacking butch women?

Are you protecting butches or are you attacking trans butches?

Are you criticizing patriarchy or are you attacking women who are interested in men?

Are you criticizing the abuse of the porn industry or are you denying autonomy to sex workers?

Are you criticizing patriarchy or are you attacking women who have sex in ways you disagree with? Sex with men. Sex work. Sex in a way that “resembles sex with men.” Kinky sex.

Are you protecting women or condoning women abusers?

Are you pro-woman or are you so anti-“man” that you wrap back around to abusing, controlling, isolating, belittling, and attacking other women?

if hacking had any impact they'd make it illegal

maia, don’t they want to throw you in jail for hacking?

^-^

twitter user: oh no i ran out of my daily free Twitter Minutes🐦™️ !! guess i have to wait til tomorrow or some gay shit idk

tumblr user on their 17059356th post of the day throwing peanuts to a live audience:

Posting faggot and queer like 2am gunshots to keep property values on my blog low and scare away assimilationist LGBTs who want to replace my empty lot full of native wildflowers with a 5-over-1 because they're too traumatized by their upbringing to accept the reality of our diverse marginalized community

The dykes and trannies in the notes have informed me they would like to be included in this commentary on the homogenizing forces of gentrification within the queer community as represented by language discourse around "slur" reclamation

you can have a ton of fun for free by pretending that "bacteria" is the singular and the plural is "bacteriae"... or that "antenna" is the plural and the singular is "antennum"... the possibiliti (plural of "possibilitus") are endless

I hope black girls with depression have a good day today.

I hope black girls with Anxiety have a great day today

I hope my black girls with schizophrenia and bipolar disorder have a great day

i hope my black girls w personality disorders and PTSD have a good day today

I hope black girls with ADHD and/or autism have a good day

I hope black girls suffering from chronic pain have a good day

I hope disabled black girls have a good day

a quick drawing of a new oc

i think everyone needs to adopt "i didnt say it was good, i said i liked it" into their vocabulary right now. it did me wonders

lol

This is fucking hilarious

let's draw a horse

Legs are looking a little weak at the moment

final moments left to take part in horse creation!

Good job, everyone!

Don’t mind me…I’m just thinking about how spiders are naturally talented and skilled weavers and they know how to weave their webs and even make functional, stylish homes and nests and whatnot.

So maybe that’s why Spider-Man knows how to sew his suits. He inherited that trait from the spider and just instinctively know how to weave his suits. Maybe. That’s my explanation for it.

Aunt May: You're buying an awful lot of yarn lately. Are you making something?

Peter, who after getting bit by a spider has felt an inescapable need to knit and now his room is covered head to toe in yarn: Nope. It's just new hobby.

yknow what. i complained a lot about how it was unrealistic to suddenly know how to put together stretch knits and a perfectly fitting, absolute banger of a suit, but this is an explanation i’ll gladly accept