mitski, strawberry blonde / chen chen, from “when i grow up i want to be a list of further possibilities” / art by ellen he (@littleyellowleaves) / E.C., love freely / dermot bolger, from “ontario terrace, rathmines,” that which is suddenly precious

P‌‌eople w‌‌ho s‌‌ay m‌‌oney c‌‌an’t b‌‌uy h‌‌appiness n‌‌ever b‌‌ought g‌‌ood w‌‌eed. ‌‌ (source)

In my head, you sound like a very soft furry

People: “what happens after death? Must we truly be judged for an existence of afterlife with but a measly 80 years of Earthtly-experience? Could heaven truly be so unfairly tailored?”

All other animals: I pissed on that so it’s mine. I love to shit!!!!!

Why is it written, like you exclude yourself from the human race??

Because I love to shit

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

When you live on a mountain you are cold

Why?

Well, little shitter, because.

Bitch

Why would you call me that

I feel like I’ve fostered a loving and kind community here on the internet I would consider this place a safe space hits you with a stick, hits you again

you’re right it’s a very kind and welcoming community ow, ow

Don’t let me catch you round these parts again, creature

Feeling highly ambiguous tonight

Like in a sexy way?

like in a

People really out there being named ‘Merlin’ like god damn please dont cast lightning bolt on my dick

PHALLUS ELECTRUS

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Why must people lie ?

Who hurt you dear?

No one. Just contemplating life whilst waiting to close the deal on my new cum yacht

Then come and kill me

FUCK ART CLASS when I was a teen in Taiwan at this private school the dopey ass stupid ass art teacher asked everyone to draw these HUGE self-portraits for a final project. Does this oaf know so little of the human psyche that he would so callously expose students to such deep self-reflection? Does he not know the harm it could do? as I drafted the canvas with charcoal, deep-seeded blacks reigned an inescapable morose feeling to the portrait from the very beginning, to stare at myself and interpret what I should draw, a torturous affair that ended in a blacker, sadder reflection of my own soul, of my imperfections, my asymmetry. I felt as though my peers could see the true me, my horrible antithesis to self. Oh, the horror of this affair. What I wouldn’t do to strap this teacher to a chair against a mirror in some dark dark room, and simply let him stare at himself for eternity, as the shadows warp his face to that of a horrible unloved monster.

Dude are you okay?

I’m fucking Superb. Why?

Lol, idiot smellers always be like ‘sniff sniff’

If your wizard OC doesn’t have a huge motherfucker hat and gold stars and a dope ass purple cloak then fuck you I cast spell be more whimsical or die on you

I had an aneurysm trying to read this, please use comers

no fuck you enjoy confusion

wait what the FUCK is a comer

I’ve never eated a sushi before 

Eaten*

You’re smart and clever and everyone here loves you

yhanks everyone i waill go abn heat asousi as soon a fucki98 poibl:) a

Thanks*

Will*

And*

Eat*

a*

Sushi*

As*

Fucking*

Possible*

:):):)

Youcowntxorrxteeverhingniisaymovturtc7cker, soonerr olayer yiure goiingtotget losgt j8jn. this messsnwe call a sentence m, englishb languahe. Thr coroprealbighmare thatweconsideg speech,means nothinto me.

What I believe Pukicho means in the keyboard spam above is:

You can’t correct everything I say motherfucker, sooner or later your going to get lost in this mess we call a sentence, English language. The incorporeal nightmare that we consider speech means nothing to me.

https://you-can-not-undo.tumblr.com/post/185191941492

What

here we go i’m gonna do this

can someone,,, like type that out? it’s an igmur link,,, i know that much.

thanks to @juanton7​ i got the link

it’s https://imgur.com/p0H8U6p# and it leads to this

i ran it thru photoshop and it did nothing haha

i also tried replacing the 0 with an o in the link and i got nothing so,,,, any ideas?

up ur brightness

THANKS @kittywolves

(i did auto contrast in ps)

@pukicho you’re a lil bitch,, y’know that. 

Thanks for playing!

like what?

so much??? god did you even read the post

Get his ass

on all levels except physical, i am holding my partner's hand

Gay_irl