I like them. Actually... I hate them.

me 2 seconds into the previews 

Oh no

so we gonna talk abt how this mans name is Bumpass

brain: everything is Bad me: no ? things are pretty ok right now? brain: everything is Bad me: shit………..u right…

“how would your friends describe you?”

sometimes I’m like ‘ME !!’ and other times I’m like ‘meeeeeee’ and other times I’m like ‘….me’ and sometimes I’m just like ‘me’ and all I kno is that none of them mean the same thing

someone: where do you see yourself in 10 years?

me: 

Tell him you’re excited to have his last name and then marry his brother

me as a dad

lowering your music’s volume just to snoop on other peoples conversations

i have chubby cheeks and chronic bitch face so i always look like a pissed off child

Date: You wanna go for a walk?

Me: Sure

hater alert on aisle u

Raise your hand if you started off as an overachiever and now you’re fighting off crippling anxiety and depression as you watch people catch up and surpass you while you watch your own grades slowly slip

“boys dont like it when-“ 

“girls don’t like it when-”

“people would probably like you better if-”

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