so cute
the age old tale
oh my god…
This might be my favorite thing on Tumblr… volume up kids…
I C A N N O T breathe
THAT LAST LIKE .01 SECOND
OH MY G OD
real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
“If overthinking was a drug, I’d be high as fuck.”
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“I have trust issues because people have lying issues.”
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Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP
The way they all immediately straightened up their postures like the fuckin pope walked in 😂 the sheer power this cool science man has over the american people is palpable
Clark and Bruce being awkward asf featuring a sad Alfred:
His soufflé fell 😭
That’s a date…
Stop glorifying your oppressors.
“I automatically go silent when I hear something that hurts my feelings.”
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*gets hit by a car* good
Bob’s Burgers, Christmas in the Car (S04E08)
#me when my favorite Britney Spears song starts playing









