Wanna eat pizza?

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

This story keeps on getting better and better

i literally need to follow more humor blogs because my dash is hella dead what are you guys’ favorites (pls dont ignore this)

kat and megan are literally hilarious and their online basically all day so your dash wont be dead, i hope this helps! :)

i just followed both of their perfect blogs thank you so much! and to my followers who were looking for good humor blogs here you go

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

poor babe

the sun’s pretty hot… id fuck it

why do good shows get canceled when american idol is in it’s 13th season

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

A few years ago at my school there was a senior prank where two goats were released in the school and were labeled “1” and “3”. The teachers and administrators spent four hours trying to find goat “2”.

thats hilarious

*looks in a mirror* you again

the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online

i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck