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get out of here shrimp

@jiminy-cricket-but-gay

Star Trek, queers, anti-capatalism, putting clothes on my dog, mmmm a nice book about a little guy...
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disability rights involves the right to do fuck all. the right to be a useless member of society and STILL be loved and cared for and have a fair standard of living. human beings are not defined by the capital we produce.

Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make friends on the playground as a six year old. No, I don’t know their name but they love mermaids too and built this awesome sand castle. No, I don’t know their age but their imaginary cheetah is friends with mine. You like this show? You like this character?? You can sing the theme song really loud??? Here is a flower crown. Here is a juice box. You can share my time and I might never see you again but part of you stays in my soul forever. In my mind we’re still on the swing set and the sky is blue and nothing will ever be wrong again.

This is god-tier sociological analysis.

ANTI-CAPITALIST AFFIRMATIONS

  • i am allowed to spend my time creating things, even if they are not beautiful.
  • there is no such thing as a "real job." all forms of work are real and valid.
  • there is nothing that i need to accomplish to be worthy. i am already worthy.
  • doing nothing is good for my soul.
  • i am not defined by what i produce.
  • my worth cannot be measured by my paycheck, my job title, or a list of professional or academic achievements.
  • i do not need to monetize my hobbies, it is enough to spend time doing something i love.
  • i will not let society decide what success looks like. i can define what successful life looks like for me.

I love Star Trek cause you’ll see a screen shot with no context and think “this is homosexual activity” and then with context it’s somehow even more gay. They somehow beat themselves at their own game every time

I think we all need to take a minute and talk about how amazingly acrobatic Rex actually is?

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Like this man swings onto a tank, walks along the barrel, then

JUST DOES A CASUAL BACKFLIP OFF THE TANK.

And walks away like it's nothing

I would kill to see Rex in training on Kamino absolutely running circles around his brothers if he's able to do this without his armor.

Like DAMN.

Short-staffing has become a major problem in all sectors. Retail, food service, health care, education, factory production lines, call centers, child care, IT, office support staff, etc. Every corner of our society and economy.

Now we know that even in creative spaces employers are not willing to hire sufficient staff to accomplish necessary tasks, demand workers do more than their fair share of work, for longer hours, without fair compensation or reasonable breaks/time off.

This needs to stop.

Yesterday I almost cried because my baby cousin ran up to my grandmother and was like. “Ha! Buhbuh ba ha.” And she said okay you want to show me something? And he led her over to the garden patch and crouched down and pointed at rocks and plants and was like. “Ah. Habah ba ah” as she listened attentively.

And I was like that happened 1,000 years ago. Probably 10,000 years ago. Maybe 100,000. The youngest human in a group went to the oldest one and said to the best of their ability “come see.” And the adult went.

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this is such a beautiful post it doesn't need my dumb addition, but i can't fit this in the tags. at the archaeological site Dolni Vestonice in the Czech Republic there are a bunch of really really fascinating finds and I'm only going to tell you about one tiny detail of one of the most interesting sites in the world.

at this settlement 20-30,000 years ago there lived a person who appears to have been a sort of sorcerer-grandmother-ceramics artist and her workshop was preserved very well in the sedimentary layers. her hut where she had her kilns was full of little sculptures of animals and people that seem to have been made to explode in the kiln on purpose, we're not sure why but nevermind. the relevant detail is that when you sculpt something with your hands and then fire it, your fingerprints can be preserved in the surface of the clay forever, so we have fingerprints of ancient ceramics artists that have survived for tens of thousands of years. and one of the major artifacts from Dolni Vestonice has a fingerprint on it that is so small it could only have belonged to a child

so this shaman-grandmother-sculptor, who was buried with her pet fox by the way, had children running through her workshop and touching everything she made while she was at her mysterious work of creating the world's oldest ceramics, none of which appear to be bowls, bottles, pots, or any "useful" items at all, but rather a collection of animal and human and sometimes anthropomorphic figures, some of which appear to be self portraits. exactly the same as sandersstudios' grandmother being led to the garden by an excited baby. we've all been the same for 30,000 years.

ok since i don't think i've seen any semi-comprehensive lists of the tumblr holidays for the reddit refugees, here it is.

IT JUST HAPPENS

  • DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
  • Thursday the 20th
  • The Fifth of Wednesday
  • Sometime in June: That One Halloween Post Starts Circulating
  • Sometime in July: Dancing Pumpkin Man Video/Gif

WEEKLY EVENTS

  • Every Monday: El Muchacho Monday
  • Every Tuesday: Tuesday Again? No Problem...
  • Every Wednesday: Wet Beast Wednesday
  • Every Thursday: Out of Touch Thursday
  • Every Friday: Flat Fuck Friday
  • Every Saturday: Don't @ Me, I'm Chilling/Caturday
  • Every Sunday: Fingers In His Ass Sunday

YEARLY EVENTS

  • January 16: Appreciate a Dragon Day
  • January 29: Threshold Day
  • All of February: Funguary
  • February 14: Aromantic/Asexual Day
  • March 9: Miku Day
  • March 10: Mario Day
  • March 14: Pi Day
  • March 15: Ides of March
  • March 23: Ever Given Got Stuck Today
  • April 1: Mishapocalypse
  • April 2: Dashcon Announcement Anniversary
  • April 3: Dannypocalypse
  • April 8: Rex Manning Day
  • ALSO April 8: MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD
  • April 13: Neil Banging Out The Tunes
  • ALSO April 13: Homestuck Day
  • April 20: haha 420 blaze it
  • April 25: The Perfect Date
  • April 28: Ed Balls Day
  • April 30: It's Gonna Be May
  • All of May: Mermay
  • May 3: Beginning of Dracula Daily
  • May 4: May the 4th Be With You
  • May 5: Revenge of the Fifth
  • May 25: The Glorious 25th of May
  • All of June: Pride Month
  • ALSO All of June: IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
  • June 5: Barricade Day
  • June 16: Let Papyrus Say Fuck
  • July 20: Moon Landing
  • September 8: The Queen Is Dead and Sans Undertale Killed Her
  • September 21: DO YOU REMEMBER-
  • All of October: SKELETON WAR
  • ALSO All of October: Inktober
  • October 3: Mean Girls Day
  • ALSO October 3: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Day
  • October 20: Unnecessary Feelings Day
  • October 31: HALLOWEEN
  • November 5: honestly what didn't happen that day
  • November 19: Goncharov
  • All of December: Will the Gävle Goat Get Destroyed Again?
  • December 10: Please, It's Christmas
  • December 24: ALMOST CHRISTMAS MEANS IT WASN'T CHRISTMAS

I’m sure this will hit the news soon but just in case it’s not out yet — the Governor of Maryland just signed an executive order tonight declaring Maryland a sanctuary state for trans people seeking gender-affirming care, and for all people who provide such care or help trans people access such care. This executive order includes an explicit refusal to cooperate with law enforcement/prosecutors in any other state where accessing, providing, or helping people access such care is now or will soon be criminalized.

Yes it is absolutely a privilege to be able to travel or to think about moving but if someone can access the resources to move or visit to get what they need to survive and be less likely to be actively targeted for LITERAL EUGENICS AND GENOCIDE, then they should and we should support them.

Please spread the word.

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Minnesota is also a sanctuary state, welcome trans people!