THE NOISE I JUST MADE

New everything just dropped

personally, i think we should stop having stupid corset discourse on this website and talk more about fashion from the ancient minoan civilization

they had it all figure out

I’m literally always saying this

we’re gonna be ok btw

it’s ok if you’re scared. or tired. or unsure. or one million billion other complicated emotions at once. but i’ve decided things are going to be ok anyway. and i will hold that belief close to my heart no matter how scared or tired or lonely or depressed or one million billion other things i am. i will hold onto that. and if you’re scared, you can hold onto me. we can carry each other through

playlists are truly a combination of the two best things in the world:

1. Music

2. Sorting Things Into Categories

gotta add these tags from @swanofmischief: #and the secret third best thing:#being mentally ill about blorbos

It says "Invest"

Folgers CEO

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

Don't ask me to explain, I thought of a pun and I drew it

Gwen Stacy concept art for Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse by Lena Sayaphoum

Please, the Zweihänder is a specialist weapon for breaking pike formations. Are your coworkers in a pike formation? Are they blocking your advance with a wall of thorny death? No? Then what the hell is a Zweihänder gonna do?

Really wanna fuck up your coworkers? Halberd from the elevator. Polearms have the range you need. Doors open, skewer Steve from accounting, doors close. Ride it back down, doors open, skewer Laura at the front desk. Back up, open doors, stab Jason, repeat. They call security? You’ve got feet of range on that motherfucker. Dinky little baton ain’t shit next to a Halberd. I’ve pulled the old elevator Halberd at five, six of my jobs over the years and they never see it coming. Until it’s too late, that is. Just a little tip for ya. Keep the change.

Honestly while I'm a massive proponent of the superiority of the halberd I would argue that an office space would be better suited for a much smaller weapon. Nothing is more embarrassing than swinging full force in an attempt to fell the ghouls that staff the finance department, only for your weapon to get stuck on a standing lamp or errant water cooler.

Reblog if your coworkers in a pike formation. If they blocking your advance with a wall of thorny death

Personally I’m a fan of the bombard

Y’all get mad at Jessica - the black Woman doing her job and trying to hold the multiverse together so her baby can have a universe to live in more than y’all blame Peter, the whites man who knew and trained Miles and still chose to believe he was an anomaly.

Like Peter TAUGHT Miles how to swing and he still was like ‘oh yeah miguel that makes sense yeah miles isn’t suppose to be spiderman’ HOW

There needs to be a breakdown of Jessica's mentoring style vs Peter's mentoring style and how it reflects on Gwen and Miles

Because Jessica allowed Gwen to make mistakes. She guided her, but she wasn't going to hold her hand. She told her what she needed to do, she'd check in on her, but she trusted Gwen to be honest. She's so much more hands off of Gwen because she deadass be treating her like an adult which is funny cause thats what black moms be doing

Jessica absolutely seems like the type to be like 'you asked for this so i'm not gonna treat you any different because i trust you handle ur shit' - that's why she doesn't go around calling Gwen 'kid' like Peter does.

Gwen isn't her little friend Gwen is Jessica's trainee. She treating her like that because Miguel isn't gonna treat her like a friend either.

Eventually Gwen's not gonna answer to Jessica - she's gonna answer to Miguel and Gwen had to be ready for that because if you're not ready for Jessica's 'attitude' and leadership then you're NOT ready Miguel's genuine anger and irritation she's deadass prepping Gwen to work for Miguel thats her job fjkgksfdgh

that's why shes like I can't help you - its like when youre a little kid acting bad as hell and ur mama is like 'iight wait till ur dad get home just wait' and youre like 'FUCK' because u didn't listen to her and now have to deal with him

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.

We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

this is the funniest shit ive ever seen in my life

Johnny Appleseed: America’s Forgotten Ronin

We're at the point that one local restaurant in my area has become a popular destination purely by word of mouth because it pays its employees properly.

"Hey, have you been there? They pay their servers a living wage"

"Yeah you don't have to tip, if you try to tip they'll turn you down"

"I like how they run their business. They treat their employees really well."

"It's a little expensive, so we can't go often, but the food is good and we like how they treat their staff"

I mean they were like

What if we just

Compensated people for their work?

And it was a revolutionary smash hit. They opened like five years ago and people still talk about it

Incredible

Muriel Fahrion, the creator of Strawberry Shortcake and Care Bears, was under a work for hire contract when she created them and as a result has received no residuals over the last 40+ years. If you like either of those properties, consider purchasing something from her website. She has art and cute jewelry!