the Revenant one crazy ass movie

Emotional Cat

Via Imgur

college students

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE

GOLF WITH NO LIMITS

Going from high school to university like:

Me: I’m totally independent, I don’t need anyone’s help

Also me:

“Todd why is the office flooded?”

“Aesthetic.”

no

NO

I drew this instead of going to the doctor.

temple run

reblog if ur a tru 90′s kid

temple run came out in 2011

don’t let the media fool u 

There were no tablets in the 90’s, at least none that could do more the write an essay.

then how do u explain my proof sweaty :)

Lol sweaty… *sweetie

no :) i don’t think u r understand :) i have 3 phd’s on english sweaty :)

Are you mentally incompetent?

listen sweaty :) clearly ur too smart and superior for all of us so how about u stop talking ur mouth :) how many gf’s do u have :) 0 :) how many phd’s do u have :) 0 :) bye sweaty :)

If you have a Ph.D. then why are you wasting your time on tumblr being a useless piece of shit?

listen illiterate :) i said 3 phd’s :) im a piece of shit with 3 phd’s :) ur a piece of shit with 0 phd’s :) i have 7 gf’s :) i listen to john lemon :) i saw weed 3 times :) i have 9 abs :) bye sweat-heart :) 

It is physically impossible to have 9 abs. 

u dont know my life story

using microsoft word

*moves an image a mm to the left*

all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.

Buster trifling af

Is this just a movie filled with animal puns? Because if so I am in