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My Virtual Junk Drawer

@jillotto

That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

Reblog if you:

  • Have an iPhone and are in need of repairs
  • Have a friend with that problem
  • Hate Apple and are more than happy to spite them in some way

No one will know which is it

This guy inspired me to repair my own macbook. First of all, you should know that I am not… like, I have to look up HOW to look up what my computer specifications are. Tech, that ware either soft or hard, is not a subject in which I experience comfort or competence. But my puppy peed on my keyboard, and I asked the apple store, or the fucking mac cafe, or the godsdamn Computer House Chill Zone or whatever cute ass name they have for their bullshit store, and they said it would be TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO REPLACE MY KEYBOARD. I’m not even exaggerating.

So I asked the internet, well how hard IS it to repair? And I saw this guy’s video, and while I am no techie, I AM fueled by spite, so I was all “oh, they do that shit on purpose specifically so they can charge me $1200 bucks or make me buy a new computer hunh? FUCK THEM” and I bought all the tools I needed for about $25 and I bought all the parts I needed for about another $25 and I watched a few tutorial videos, and I replaced my own keyboard.

So, once you are doing the actual deed, it becomes pretty obvious that they are finding creative ways to make this much harder than it has to be on purpose. On thing that stood out to me is, instead of all the tiny screws being the same size, there are about two dozen very slightly different sizes. They could easily be all the same size, or like, two sizes at most, but no.

These mother fuckers will take a panel that screws into place and they’ll use a different size screw for each corner. They are so close that you almost cannot tell them apart visually, but they each will only screw into the matching corner. Like, it’s a pretty clear “fuck you” to anyone trying to do repairs.

anyway, this guy is also fueled by spite, and doing holy work, and I have mad respect

This is awesome. Man is doing good ass deeds 24/7 because he’s giving people control.

How dare you not leave a link to his channel, this guy is the savior of the modern world.

Source: youtube.com

casual survey: reblog if you’re feeling gay right now

I JSUT REMEMBERED THE “WHERES THE BABIES” VIDEO AND I NEED TO WATCH IT AGAIN RIGHT FUCKING NOW

i wish i could say “where’s the babies” to summon several tiny mewing blobs to climb on me

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I can’t believe that the government is watching our every move and yet they refused to warn me that I was about to walk into a Panera where THREE of my exes were working together.

Hey, the government? You could’ve texted me. You’ve got GPS; they’ve got their jobs on Facebook; I know you know we dated. You knew, you have the technology, and you just let me walk in there, make eye contact with them, and walk out without ordering anything. Fuck you. I hate this country.

My favourite thing about the tags and replies on this post is that they’re full of people legitimately slut-shaming me for having dated three people who ended up working at the same place. Like I’m some compulsive bread whore. Like I just shoved a whole Panera up my ass one day.

Do straight people not understand the small town phenomena where 1.) there are a maximum of ten LGBT+ people that you’re even vaguely compatible with, and so you all just end up dating each other at one point or another, and 2.) word gets around that the manager of a specific business isn’t a blatant homophobe, and so it ends up becoming staffed entirely by LGBT+ people despite not being an inherently gay establishment? You guys don’t just have, like, that one Taco Bell where everyone is a lesbian?

My new favourite part about the tags on this post is everyone either tagging this as stuff like, “we don’t have a lesbian taco bell but we have a trans petsmart” and “oh you mean the five guys where everyone’s bi yeah we have that”, or straight cis people being all, “UGH THE GAYS ALWAYS THINK THEY’RE SO SPECIAL. THERE ARE BUSINESSES WHERE EVERYONE IS STRAIGHT, TOO,” as though anyone would ever come out to someone who felt like that comment necessary.

Annnnd our parents and grandparents never taught us basic life skills because the baby boomer generation loved outsourcing easy work, like hemming pants and baking cakes. The generations before us glommed onto the fast, easy fix, and important skills have been lost in the process.

(And of course the generation who raised us loves to act fake shocked like “my grandkids don’t know how to boil water” like yeah, Janice, that’s because you took your kids out to eat 6 nights a week and baked Stouffers lasagna one night)

And now we are broke. And can’t afford to pay $60 to have every pair of pants we own hemmed (shoutout to shorties!). We are making yogurt because we can’t afford to pay $2.50 for one yogurt.

I’ve learned to knit to make myself wool hats and scarves. I’ve learned to sew so I can make items that would otherwise cost me 4x the cost to make it. I’ve learned to make yogurt because I would prefer to spend $2 for a gallon of milk and get 24 yogurts out of it rather than just one.

I’ve planted fruit trees in my yard so I can reduce the carbon footprint of the fruit I eat, and because produce is expensive.

I raise egg-laying chickens so I don’t contribute to factory farming.

My husband hunts deer so that we can eat lean, virtually fat free meat, and also not contribute to factory farming. The deer live happy lives and are not allowed to suffer. (Hey PS also, hunting up here plays an important role in ecology, as otherwise the deer population would explode, and deer would starve in the winter. Thanks for coming to my TEDta…)

My generation is going on YouTube to learn to change tires, bake bread and do their taxes because y’all sure as shit didn’t teach us.

THIS

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Lets not forget the phasing out of the HomeEc class.  Or the Shop Class.

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Alleviating one’s ignorance of a subject should NEVER, EVER be looked down on! Learning and growing are never anything to be shamed of, or for!

reblogging for the additions.  

really if you take a moment to think about the headline it basically just says “millennials are so helpless they’re taking time to learn how to do things they don’t know how to do”

oh no…how awful…

Damn kids and their *spins roulette wheel* commitment to continued education in practical skills…

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

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Vampire immunity and pain embodiment.

Omniscience bestowal and benevorus

wing blades and healing aura

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Magic lasers and destruction dominion.

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Sexual Inducement AND Gas Blast (lmfao wtf)

REGENERATION AS A CHOICE – How the Doctor choosing their faces creates a 2,000-year long character arc

I headcanon that each new face the Doctor gets represents something they subconsciously need or want, and all together their 13 faces form a character arc 2,000 years in the making, as the Doctor wrestled with their own identity.

2nd Doctor –

  • Becoming the Cosmic Hobo showed the Doctor embracing his new life as a traveller after running away – 2 was cheekier, more mischievous, and had more fun than 1, letting go of his grumpiness. His youth could also represent him letting go of the Grandfather role, and therefore his granddaughter Susan. 2 was the Doctor letting go of responsibility– which got them in trouble with Galifrey.

3rd Doctor –

  • Stuck on Earth and punished for 2’s frivolity, 3 needed to be disciplined, and take responsibility for himself. Working alongside UNIT he also needed to be a man of action (hence 3’s love of car chases and kung-fu). He also needed to be a scientist to repair the TARDIS, hence his highly technical mind and knack for creating hi-tech vehicles (hello, Whomobile)

4th Doctor –

  • Finally free to travel time and space again, 4 was the Doctor at his most alien - he travelled with the most non-human companions (Leela, Romana I and II, K9) and his weirdness and aloofness feel like him embracing his alien side after being trapped on Earth for so long.

5th Doctor –

  • After 4 was the Doctor at their most alien, 5 became the most human and compassionate Doctor yet, to remind himself how important caring is. 5 dressed in period Earth clothing and also had the largest TARDIS team since 1, surrounding himself with humans.

6th Doctor –

  • 6 was a selfish asshole for a reason: 5’s selfless compassion got him killed (he gave his companion, Peri, the antidote for a poison rather than himself). 6’s selfishness was a survival mechanism that protected him from that kind of self-sacrifice happening again. I also like the idea his hideous technicolour costume is an expression of self-hatred: 6 was the Doctor at his ugliest, an honesty needed to confront and grow past the darkness within him (represented by the Valeyard in Trial of a Timelord)

7th Doctor –

  • This man was an enigma. He carried a question-mark umbrella and had question marks sewn into his jumper. He was a scheming, manipulative mastermind who played the clown right up until the moment he blew up your entire planet. It’s fitting that I have no idea why the Doctor turned into 7. As with so many other things, only 7 will ever know

8th Doctor –

  • 8 was a last hurrah for the Romantic Hero Doctor before the Time War turned him into a damaged warrior. He was the first Doctor to kiss a companion, he was introduced in a bombastic movie, his era – spanning the nine years between the TV Movie (1996) and Series 1 of NuWho (2005) was the most diverse of any Doctor – 8 got to inhabit all aspects of the Doctor’s personality before the Time War turned him into a warrior

War Doctor –

  • The most obvious, turned into a warrior to fight the War but still fundamentally good

9th Doctor –

  • 9 was the lone survivor, able to deal with his trauma and hide it effectively. He was still more of a warrior – he hadn’t yet moved on from the War – but also just soft and childish enough to let Rose under his skin.
  • All of 9′s TV adventures were either Earth-based or on space-stations; grimy places of work, no grandiose planets or cosmic wonders. This was a conscious choice:
  • The more gritty, grounded look and attitude of this Doctor suggests he was trying to reconnect with the roots of the universe – back to basics, throwing himself in, like his speech in The Long Game

You’ve got to throw yourself in. Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, get charged double and end up kissing complete strangers

  • - to the point where he didn’t slow down long enough to look at himself in the mirror.

10th Doctor –

  • 10 made himself for Rose. The Doctor let himself be the swaggering romantic hero again, for her. He wanted a face she would fall in love with, because he relied on her for emotional stability. 10 was younger, funnier, and flirtier, because Rose made him feel safe enough and good enough about himself that he thought he’d moved past his darkness
  • 10 is 9′s parting gift to the woman who saved his soul
  • This is why 10 is the most human Doctor; he was designed for a normal human to love (where as 11 needed the psychopathic River Song) AND why 10 wears his emotions on his sleeve - he never needed to hide anything from Rose .
  • However, he also inherited Rose’s capacity for selfishness and carelessness, hence the parallels between the Rose’s relationship with Mickey and 10’s relationship with Martha. 10 literally created himself for Rose, they were perfect for each other – without her he’s lost.
  • This explains why 10 snogged every companion he met (except Donna) – he was desperate for a love that could fill the hole Rose left, but could never find it – almost the emotional equivalent of nymphomania
  • 10 acted too soon in thinking he’d gotten over his Time War trauma, hence his superiority and self-righteous hatred of murder. Once Rose was gone and 10 was alone his flaws were exposed; although he was much more ‘sociable ‘ (growth from 9!) without companions he was more susceptible to darkness than 9, who was built to cope on his own.

11th Doctor –

  • At the end of his life 10 was so full of pain, had gone so dark (Waters of Mars) and let go of so many loved ones, he needed to move on. Hence, he created 11, the youngest and silliest Doctor, who could pretend to be an idiot to hide his darkness and age.
  • Where 10 held on to his grief, used it to make himself feel superior and let it keep hurting him, 11 was the man who forgets – which is why his era was less connected to previous ones, in comparison to the amount of story threads that connected 9 and 10.
  • 11’s whole era felt disconnected from the rest of Doctor Who – all his arcs started and wrapped up in this bubble because he was so focussed on his own problems he forgot everything else (something 10 called him out on in the 50th)
  • 11′s era is often compared to a Dark Fairytale, and I love this idea - this regeneration is a fantasy story the Doctor told himself, where his adventures were as big and ridiculous as possible, to distract himself from his responsibilities and pain. And the last line Amy says to him, in the Time of the Doctor;

“Raggedy Man, goodnight.”

  • is the fairytale finally coming to an end.
  • Fairytales teach morals to kids, and 11′s moral was responsibility - a big theme of his era was running away, or absence (he accidentally abandoned Amy, he ran from the Silence for 200 years) but his responsibilities always came back to bite him (the Silence, the War Doctor, Trenzalore)
  • 11 was most similar to 2, right down to the bow tie (Matt Smith took direct inspiration from Patrick Troughton) because they’re both regenerations where the Doctor lets go of responsibility
  • His capacity to forget was initially a good thing, but it also made 11 the most (unintentionally) destructive Doctor – he ruined Any’s childhood (4 psychiatrists), erased her parents (the crack in her wall that ate them was created by the TARDIS) and her husband from time, and stole her baby (turned into a murderous psychopath).
  • And then there was River, whose childhood he ruined and whose future he stole; both her future regenerations and the rest of her current life, pining for him in prison for a crime she didn’t actually commit. She, and a lot of other characters, turned 11 into this God figure, which is dangerous.
  • 11 was so destructive the Silence raised an army against him.
  • This is why he needed Amy and Rory – companions who were willing to wait (14 years, then 40, and 2000). Amy’s arc was becoming responsible to Rory in a way Rose wasn’t to Mickey, and together she and Rory grounded 11, giving him family structure, something to slow down for (The Power of Three) that he hadn’t had for a long time. Plus, Rory was always up for calling 11 out on his shit.
  • Then he met perfectly ordinary Clara, and accidentally turned her into the Impossible Girl.
  • All of the ‘big bads’ from 11’s era were villains looking for revenge – the Silence in series 5 and 6 and the Great Intelligence in Series 7, a villain who first met the Second Doctor.
  • Until, in the 50th, 11 finally started taking responsibility for his actions. That’s why defending Trenzalore for 700 years was so important – finally, it’s 11 left behind (paralleling Amy and Rory’s waiting, and Clara saving him a hundred thousand times) where he had to face the consequences of his life.

12th Doctor -

  • 12 was the Doctor holding up a mirror and being honest with himself. He came full circle; old and crotchety like the original Doctor and the War Doctor, the two most honest regenerations.
  • Again he was influenced by his companion – love her or hate her, Clara knew the Doctor better than any other companion (even River, who idolised him) and because of that – because of being in his time stream, because of saving his soul in the 50th, 12 trusted Clara with his ‘true’ face.
  • He started off being as destructive as 11 – turning Clara into a liar and killing her – but by the end of series 8 he recognised his own destructive nature (thank you Danny Pink and Missy) and from then on his era became about responsibility and duty
  • His Duty of Care to Clara, his Duty to watch over Missy in the Vault for 1000 years.
  • 12 losing Clara was similar to 10 losing Rose, because 12 made himself specifically for Clara, who knew him best. 12 dealt with loss worse – Hell Bent – but then better than 10, or 11; accepting all things must eventually end and living with it, moving on.
  • 12’s era had the most ties to classic Who – jelly babies, lots of UNIT, Susan photo, classic Sonic Screwdrivers, classic TARDIS, Brigadeer’s dad, Cyberman Brigadeer, Cybermen at St Pauls, St Luke’s University (referencing the unaired Douglas Adams story, Shada). He also fought a lot of classic enemies – the Master, Zygons, Ice Warriors, the genesis of the Original Mondassian Cybermen, Original 60s Daleks, he revisits the moral dilemma of Genesis of the Daleks with Davros.
  • 12 spent a lot of time cleaning up previous Doctors’ messes, particularly 11’s – he helped the Zygons 11 left in the 50th, in The Return of Doctor Mysterio he repaired the time damage done to New York, and he finally slowed down long enough to recognise the damage he did to River Song’s life, to apologise to her and finally, finally stay with her (Husbands of River Song) and give her happy ending. He also had to deal with 10’s Master (John Simm).
  • This was because, while 11’s arcs all started and finished in the bubble of his era, 12’s arcs deconstructed the Doctor’s entire 2,000 year history – in Listen we saw him as a kid in the barn, the Hybrid arc explained why he first ran from Gallifrey, his childhood friendship with the Master connected all three of his series, and series 8’s Good Man conflict directly confronted the prejudice against soldiers he’s harboured for lifetimes (through Danny Pink)
  • (And how perfect that Peter Capaldi, a fan of the show since it began with the 1st Doctor, got to portray such meta self-reflection, and Steven Moffat, who has now written more Who than any other writer, was showrunner)
  • 12 also helped Missy finish a character arc that had been building since Series 3 of NuWho and become good – the Master got their perfect ending, but not before 12 saved her, putting a cap on a relationship that’s been going since they were kid.
  • 12 was, in many ways, the culmination of a character arc that had been building since the 1st Doctor – hence their meeting in Twice Upon a Time, the two most similar and yet different Doctors, tying off their arc with a neat bow.
  • Until by the end of his life 12 saw through all the moral ambiguity and arrived at the core of who the Doctor was - kindness
  • Which bring us to…

13th Doctor –

  • THIS IS WHY I LOVE HOW DIFFERENT DOCTOR WHO IS NOW
  • 12 needed change. The Doctor was old and tired and, in many ways, had fulfilled his character arc – 12 being the last Doctor would have been perfect from a character standpoint
  • So, when he regenerates into 13, he deliberately becomes as different as possible – 

“Doctor, I let you go.”

  • meant The Doctor, all the history and baggage and pain
  • 13 is young and bubbly and sure of herself where 12 was old and morally conflicted. And yes, that means the gender swap was a choice. 13 is a deliberate attempt to distance herself from the destructive legacy of the Doctor
  • (Also anyone else think 13′s personality was low-key inspired by Bill? Bright clothes, bubbly personality, very chatty, lots of questions, big gay vibes?)
  • That’s why 13 only goes to new places with creatures she’s never seen, that’s why she’s so eager to be human and loved as an equal. It’s why she’s taken on three companions the way 5 did when he was trying to be more human, and 1, way back in the beginning: This is the Doctor starting over, in every single way. New regeneration cycle, new her.
  • That’s also why she hasn’t done the usual “I’m the Doctor” speech or referenced the Time War or gone dark yet – she is deliberately trying to move away from the destructive, grandstanding habits of her previous lives, trying to move on from the Time War and start again.
  • Compared to the godlike attitude of previous Doctors, 13 is trying to be normal, fighting their delusions of grandeur. It also explains why she talks so freely about her family (her Granny, her parents), because she is actively breaking down the wall the previous Doctors have built up around their past as some sacred, untouchable thing.
  • In many ways 13 is succeeding in what 11 tried to do by wiping himself from history at the end of Series 6 (before falling back into his destructive pattern as the past caught up with him again).
  • This is why I LOVE that Series 11’s Big Bad was a new alien – 9 and 10 both fought returning Classic villains every series, 11’s arcs were an extravagant loop, 12’s arcs all had to do with the deconstructing the Doctor. 13 is doing something new, and most importantly the central conflict is about her helping her friends, not fighting someone she had beef with.