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I’m either in all black or all pink

Finding my princess...

Wheeeere do I even begin to find my nearly perfect little slash middle… I have been into #ddlg / #daddydom for quite a while, a number of years actually I have been fantasizing about such relationship and lifestyle, but upto now I haven’t actually met a girl who has similar dreams. although being in a number of relationship, I always end up finding it unsatisfying and in many cases the boredom moves in after a few months, simply because what I seek is rejected, even sometimes with the slightest suggestions.

So I decided to search where the chances are best instead of trying to introduce things to girls I like but don’t chase those same ideas.

I started a(nother) ddlg tumblog, honestly, for two reasons. First to express my deepest sexual longings and fantasies, and second to get more connected to the scene that attracts me most.

So who am I? 36 summers young, European (living in South-East Asia), I am a kind-hearted, romantic, kinky, adventurous, open-minded and creative individual who loves to explore, travel, learn, enjoy and socially interact.

What would the most perfect partner be for me? let me note that the following is a perfect ideal for me and not nessesarily all a must-have. Okay, so what I dream of is:

Physical: a little/middle girl aged somewhere between 17 and 22, short(er than 1m65) and slim or regular body. Small or medium sized perky cone breasts is what I find super attractive as well as a tight cameltoes type pussy and round ass. Race, skin color and hair/eyes color is all not that important to me.

Character (again this is an ideal): sweet, submisive, naughty, playful, giggly, not very jealous, open-minded and bi-sexual would be awesome coz we could enjoy some great tumblr blogs together.

Some statements that could suit you might be:

“daddy? when I grow up I wanna be a mermaid and a princess… and a mermaid…”

“today I fucked my favorite stuffie daddy and it was nice, are you angry?”

“I love it when you lick me until I scream so loud and can’t watch my Disneys anymore”

“are you going outside daddy and bring me icecream back? ah daddy pleaaase…hurryyy”

You may have the wildest passion for: pink, candy, stuffies, drawing cute things, more candy, sailor moon, cookies, more stuffies, cuddles, disney movies, cosplay, anything heart-shaped, pink candies, bathing, kisses, more cookies, cute things to wear, beaches, mangas, strawberry milk, did I mention pink? Having sex, a princess bed, CANDY, music, sleeping, kinky, stickers, wearing no panties, bubblegum, cuddles while eating candy and holding fjvorite stuffie and watching a disney movie, being naughty, cute piercing / tattoo, playing tumblr, socks, cute panties

Do you recognize yourself in this, are you in desperate longing of a sweet but strict daddy? Then I might be searching for YOU LITTLE GIRL!

Your favorite little slut 🖤

Geile fette wackeleuter 🤤🤤🤤

she read this post with her pussy

My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

What kind of dog is Ezri? I love her!!

I… did not expect this post to blow up this much but I am delighted at all the tags and replies and Ezri has been told the internet thinks she’s a Very Good Dog. :D

She’s a German spitz - in the same family as keeshonds and pomeranians. She might be crossed with something else as her freckled coat, non-pointy nose, and personality are not standard for her breed (they’re usually a lot more high energy and excitable - she’s super laid back and chill). She’s a bit less fluffy than breed-standard too, mostly because she’s grown out from her spring/summer trim (not usually necessary/good for her type of coat but she gets terribly itchy otherwise). It also makes her look like a puppy of a large breed:

Ezri’s best friend is Murder Cat, who is a gentle friend to humans and Ezri, but does things to mice that would make Hannibal Lecter go “Isn’t that a bit much?”

I got Murder Cat as a kitten, and she used to try to nurse on everything when she was small. Eventually, she settled on her favourite thing to nurse on, Ezri, who has never had puppies and a little confused at first but eventually went with it. She grew out of it, but they have stayed snuggly buddies ever since.

New Years here is full of fireworks outside and Ezri gets Vry Scared. I usually set her up somewhere with a snuggly spot right by me, and Murder Cat comes and does this all night: 

She goes everywhere with me in my bakfiets (cargo bike) and lets me warm my hands in her fur on cold days.

And her ears disappear if I say her name to get her attention.

ok so great thanks for coming to my TED talk about my dog, good night, drive safe

WW2 SIREN

JELLO SHOT MASTER LIST

Didn’t know there was so many different types of jello shots

Dream Boy

send me numbers im bored

1). what was the last song you had on repeat?

2). who was the last person you danced with?

3). any weird fears?

4). what is your favorite fruit?

5). where did you spend your last friday night?

6). do you believe love can last forever?

7). do you have siblings?

8). what would you do if you found out your best friend was seeing your ex?

9). do you like to cuddle?

10). are you easily scared by horror movies?

11). have you ever been kissed in the rain?

12). how do you feel about your hair?

13). have you ever had an emo phase?

14). are you looking forward to something as of right now?

15). last person you talked to in person?

16). do you think someone’s thinking about you?

17). do you believe in love at first sight?

18). do you prefer to call or text?

19). have you kissed someone in the last 2 weeks?

20). what’s one stereotype of where you come from that actually fits?

21). favourite dance song?

22). what’s the most expensive thing you’ve bought in the past year?

23). which eye colour do you find prettiest?

24). what’s your guilty pleasure when it comes to music?

25). do you enjoy parties?

26). describe your crush

27). how many languages can you speak?

28). what’s on your bed right now?

29). most pleasing accent to listen to?

30). ‎how old are you?

31). have you ever been rock climbing?

32). how’s the relationship with your parents?

33). what’s one thing you cannot stop buying?

34). what do you like most about your physical appearance?

35). do you sing in the shower?

36). when was the last time you hugged someone?

37). cats or dogs?

38). favorite cake flavour?

39). if you had the ability to change one aspect of yourself, what would it be?

40). are you good at any sports?

41). how old is your oldest living relative?

42). favorite color?

43). what’s the best thing about the beach?

44). what’s your favourite book trope?

45). what’s the longest journey you’ve been on?

46). who is your favorite person to watch on YouTube?

47). what color are your eyes?

48). are you currently wanting any piercings?

49). night owl or early bird?

50). favorite word?

Bulma by  HAREN (Kim Han seul)

via Pinterest

This is important

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

I REMEMBER LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS IT’S BACK

I’ve never seen this before until now but it’s going on my blog

im ded