If Harry Potter Movies Had Honest Titles.

Yes, and I own a washing machine.

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

“okay but how many dogs is too many?” viktor asks as he goes through the adoption site for the local animal shelter. “i mean…i think ten is a pretty good num-”

“we’re not getting ten dogs, vitya.” yuuri tells him, his voice carrying over from the kitchen. 

viktor pouts. 

“i was thinking maybe fifteen.” yuuri adds and viktor beams.

I forgot how relaxing Minecraft can be :’)

hAH JUST TURN ON HARD MODE SURVIVAL AND WAIT A FEW DAYS

This is some college AU gold

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES

oh my god they were roommates

They were roomates

This is some college AU gold

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES

oh my god they were roommates

They were roomates

When you get a new laptop do you get a new FBI agent assigned to you? Or is it the same person who’s watched you since you’ve played club penguin when you were ten

The last time I was in the Bahamas I was 13 but I still remember how fucking good this pop was. I need it. Orgasm in a can.

When that q-tip hits your ear clit

your what

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

SIGN HIM!!!!

He educated me

waits patiently for 2015 upload

2015

Happy new year 2016

Happy new year 2017 

And now, we wait

beautiful

me watching bts bring down the house with mic drop on rockin eve in 2018

me irl

basically my social skills

@napoleonbrolo sent me this and it changed my life

@my-bokuto-san @jiggly-panda-puff @diadoos

@my-bokuto-san @gayindisguise @fox-fly @jiggly-panda-puff

I think the phuck not