when ur son is about to run into a hedge

“stop rubbing against the ball and get on with it” are words that actually just left phil lester’s mouth while referring to dan howell i’m-

Alright Dan

(x)

Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed.

no

This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage

word*

I want nothing more than to uppercut you directly to heaven’s front door.

☆.｡.:*

I honestly don’t want to DIE but I do want to DIE

@jamkids do you regret following me?

*looking in a mirror trying to practice self-love* ur doing great u stupid bitch

let me be her

I’m looking for ppl to shoot, if you’re in or visiting NYC, please let me know if something can be arranged.

I live in Staten Island please come kill me please

Oh shit I just read ya tags you talkin bout photography 👀 ma bad

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

u ever get no sleep and the next day ur body functions like the tumblr app

me: we need to study

brain: hhuuUUUUGUHHGHUHGUHGUHUUH :((( oops SORRY! woopsie doopsies ! we mad ea big ol uhuhfdioufhdsiuiuaksj!!!!!!!????!?!?! :((((((

So you attribute every relationship I’ve ever had to the height of my cheekbones? Not the whole relationship, just the beginning. The rest is your hair.