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I solemnly swear...

@jhonor4

Harry Potter, supernatural, and lord of the rings but the occasional random crap thrown in

more Chrissy & Billy bestie headcanons from yours truly!! btw here’s more headcanons and the original post

• Billy is both disgusted and amazed at the fact that Chrissy doesn’t own any black clothing - except a dress she has in the back of her closet, but that’s just for funerals (her exact words). He immediately takes her to the thrift store to find a soft-yet-metal outfit she can wear to Corroded Coffin’s show that weekend.

• For Chrissy’s birthday, Billy buys her a pair of little hoop earrings that have a small, delicate flower dangling from them. She gives him one of the two, saying it’s so they can match, and he wears it every day for a week because he’s never had best friend jewelry until now. When he thinks Neil has seen it, he immediately switches it out and keeps the earring safe in is dresser.

• When Chrissy thinks of a new cheer routine, she always runs it by Billy first. Not because he knows anything about cheer, but because he’s painfully honest. She’ll sit him down in the garden at her parent’s house and have her pompoms in her hands as she does her routine, smiling as Billy watches her silently behind his aviators, a lit cigarette pinched between his fingers. He used to bitch about it at first but now secretly enjoys it because she’s genuinely happy the entire time she does it, and he does point out where she can kick higher or move more.

• Billy loves to call Chrissy ‘Miss American Pie’ or just ‘Miss America’ because it annoys her. He wears a big, smug grin whenever he pulls up to her cheer practice and calls to her, “Hey! Miss America! Get your ass in here!” And all her cheer friends giggle at her as she scrunches her nose at him, making her way to the Camaro for her ride home.

• (tw mention of abuse) Chrissy is doing a face mask one night when Billy comes knocking at her window, his cheek red and swollen, his eyes and nose just as red from crying. She pulls him into a fierce hug after he climbs into her room and rubs at his back, letting him softly cry into her shoulder. Once he’s composed himself a bit, but is still not ready to talk, she’ll give him a soft smile and offer to put the mask on him. “It might help your cheek?” She whispers, and Billy is very hesitant at first, because that kinda stuff is for girls, but he’s desperate for comfort so he lets her apply it. It doesn’t help his cheek but it does feel nice to have her pamper him a little, to soothe the pain that his father created. They do face masks at last once a week after that.

• They love going on double dates with their boyfriends. Steve and Billy like going to the movies because they can hold hands the entire time without anyone noticing, while Chrissy and Eddie like to go bowling (they’re lowkey a competitive couple). Regardless of what they do, it’s always a fun time.

• When they’re feeling angry at something or each other, Billy drives them down the highway and they scream-sing ‘Shout At the Devil’ by Mötley Crüe as many times as they need to.

• The first time Billy sleeps over at Steve’s, Chrissy is the first to know. The first time Chrissy kisses Eddie, Billy is the first to know.

• Chrissy loves reading her teen magazines and making Billy do the quizzes in it, asking each question out loud then reading him his results. He’s either appeased or says it’s total bullshit - there’s no in between.

• Billy introduces Chrissy to KISS but it’s Eddie that solidifies her love for the band when he makes a fool out of himself singing ‘I Was Made For Lovin You’ to her.

• Chrissy keeps whatever items Billy can’t keep at home in her room, because she wants him to have things he wants without having to worry about Neil finding them. One of the items is a photo booth strip of Steve and Billy, smiling and laughing and kissing, along with a small, green, stuffed teddy bear that Steve gave to Billy on that same date. All of Billy’s special belongings go into a little box in her closet, where they’re kept safe.

• (tw ed mention) Billy notices that Chrissy avoids certain foods and he notes them in a journal, because he doesn’t want to upset her by having her accidentally eat them. He also goes out of his way to remove any packing on food so she can’t see the nutrition label, instead offering her the food in a napkin or on a plate. She catches on right away and is touched that he’d even go to such lengths for her.

• Max and Chrissy love to annoy Billy at the same time any chance they get because he’s insufferable to them all the time. Billy hates how mischievous they can get, whispering to each other with matching grins, but he’s also very thankful that they get along so well. Chrissy is definitely a huge help when Max and Billy begin to repair their relationship.

Some Hellcheer size difference headcanons/imagines cause I can’t stop thinking about how small and tall they are and I wanna spread lots of good stuff for this amazing ship and characters!

• Eddie will not hesitate to find an excuse to pick her up which Chrissy secretly adores (though she’ll never let him know) she could be in the middle of a conversation with someone and he’ll just come over pick her up and be like “excuse me, need to borrow this-“ and walk off with her in his arms

• When she cry’s, the most comforting thing is feeling his large cold hands against her cheeks wiping away her tears and taking up most of her face and she’ll find any excuse to nuzzle into his hands.

• Eddie always absentmindedly kisses the top of her head and her forehead any time he’s just walking past her or behind her, it’s become second nature at this point.

• sharing a bed, it can either be Eddie very nervous to squish her with his height and Chrissy actually loving to have him flop on top of her and cuddle her cause he feels like a big weighted blanket, or Chrissy being the one who constantly tosses and turns her sleep and ends up on top of Eddie which he actually loves since it feels like he’s holding his own personal small plushie

•alternatively, When they snuggle it’s either Big spoon Eddie when he feels protective over her, or Big spoon Chrissy taking care of him only for him to giggle “-you’re too small, you’re more of a guitar case than a big spoon, princess”

• one HUNDRED percent if they go to a concert, Chrissy is on his shoulders to see properly and he’s holding onto her tight.

•she will absentmindedly tug at the chains or bandanas hanging on his pants or stuff her hands in his pockets

•they both like to sneak up on each other and try to scare the other but they both see each other coming yet still act scared anyways to not hurt the others feelings

Anonymous asked:

Would you elaborate on Nicky's way of showing love to Joe? His way is more subtle I think, yet very powerful and palpable. His love for Joe is visible in every exchange. I think I read somewhere his love language is acts. Do you agree?

okay i have had a canned wine and i’m ready to answer this. i absolutely DO agree re: his love language! (see my pinned post). it is my favorite take!

i think a succinct way of putting it is that nicky is constantly putting his body between joe and danger — he’s very very physically protective. he’s aware of where joe is at all times and it’s not even a question of whether he’s going to put himself between joe and whatever is coming at them if he gets a chance. also not to be too ‘raised catholic’ on main (even tho this is...a side blog but you get me) but i think acts of service dovetails really nicely with the catholic idea of faith not being enough for salvation — you must do good works too. i think nicky’s perspective is that love is a series of constant actions. love is a decision. love is making a choice every day to be a good partner. to be in love is to be an active participant. love is a verb.

so we are all familiar with joe being the big spoon and nicky being the goddamn knife.

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but you can see it even in their fight scenes, in the role nicky takes:

like, nicky is the tank. nicky is right in front, he disarms the guy and (without even a backward look) he hands joe another gun. he’s the first in, he’s the one trying to take damage for the rest of the team but especially joe since they fight as a unit. for truly excellent meta around this i want to direct you all to this post by @reyes-buckley which goes into much more detail and really just makes my heart go !!!!!!!

anyway you can also see how enraged he is when merrick stabs joe and how desperately he’s trying to get to him, to put his body between joe and merrick:

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like, joe is really expressive about loving nicky and he Sure does snap keane’s neck for shooting nicky. but nicky is HARDLY a uwu cinnamon roll — this man is enraged that someone would dare hurt the man he loves. he’s so goddamn angry. he would have killed every single person in that room if he wasn’t restrained for the crime of causing joe pain.

finally, on that note, this moment — WOOOOOF:

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look how pissed he is that he missed the trap; how angry he is that joe was hurt. luca does such of good job of radianting pure, cold fury in this scene. (which i think really tracks for him as a sniper— he’s patient, he’s quiet, but his rage is absolutely lethal.) nicky is going to make whoever did this pay.

a last thought — i also think they overlap with physical touch. it’s important to both of them, they’re constantly near/touching each other. they sleep intertwined, they press their heads to each other in reassurance, joe keeps trying to touch nicky while he’s passed out in the van and nicky’s first act after being shot in the head is to reach for joe. i think physicality is really important to both of them! it’s a love language that they have in common.

anyway to sum up: nicky’s affection is much quieter and less flashy but you’re right - it’s absolutely palpable and obvious when you look. and VERY powerful. there’s such a deep current of love running between them and i am...compromised.

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an incomplete, incoherent list of the small ways that joe and nicky are shown to be wonderful and in love:

  1. after they’re all resurrected in south sudan joe immediately runs diagonally ahead to take on the shooters that are in front of nicky, rather than the ones directly in front of himself, so they can work through them together
  2. in the first establishing shot in the train you can see joe and nicky holding hands as they spoon. they’re not holding hands when you get the close up of them sleeping together, so maybe they fall asleep holding hands and their arms just end up wrapped around each other after they drift off
  3. when nile asks how old they are instead of answering with a number or just the era joe frames his answer by when he and nicky met
  4. the way they’re always looking at each other. not just in the heavy glances and winks, but it’s like how you always subconsciously look to the person you’re closest to when you’re in a group when you’re laughing and talking. the way joe was looking at nicky when he was saying the shoes were a particularly grotesque touch, the way they end up looking at each other in the van when the doors open and nicky asks if they can maybe take the chains off them
  5. there’s a tv, joe!/champagne?
  6. nile asks why they stop seeing each other in their dreams after they meet and you see joe draw in a breath like he’s preparing to answer but he stops, and nicky answers like he was finishing joe’s sentence that he never even started
  7. and then nicky looks at joe to prompt him to answer nile’s next question about how old they are
  8. the way nicky doesn’t take his eyes off of joe as he recovers from being stabbed by merrick until joe dips his head for head touch, which is when nicky knows he’s ok
  9. when andy says they can die and nicky looks at joe and joe’s already looking back at him. i won’t even attempt to put words to the expression on their faces.
  10. the way they use italian when they just want it to be just them, it’s a comfort and an intimacy
  11. the shared look after the shakespeare quote. it can be read as them both reacting to definitely knowing that line and also knowing shakespeare, but they also fucking hate this guy immediately

everything that’s not on this list is hereby considered a LOUD way they’re in love

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James Potter: seventeen, hair got struck by lightning at age four and hasn’t sat down since, knuckles that jut out, holds his wand between his teeth to impress girls- to impress the girl, doesn’t own one pair of matching socks, the kind of attractive that fills the ribs, fills the shoulder blades, fills the heart, Sirius painted his nails once and he kept the polish on all week, sees the girl before registering anyone else in the room, young organs pumping young blood, wired to himself, to his boys, to the girl, can tell what you’re about to say before you say it, he’s just sort of like that, has a habit of leaning arms on peoples shoulders, starts the trust fall before anyone realises they’re  meant to be catching him

Sirius Black: seventeen, eats whipped cream by the fork full, rolls up the sleeves of his robes, begins most conversations with: you absolute fuck, column of his throat running down the neck like water, leaves his text books all over school, made of gut feeling, of instinct, of starting before you know how to finish, a part of him still stuck in that house, with the door slamming, with his mother yelling, with the world ending,  he is the bomb going off in the swimming pool, he has probably made a bomb go off in the swimming pool, smoking just outside the door- look- you can see the smoke, you can see the shaking hands.

Remus Lupin: seventeen,  jumpy, long eyelashes, the sullen quiet of fog in winter, scars up the arms, round the neck, across the chest, eyes that stare as if they are waiting for permission, plays the same records until he’s mouthing the words in his sleep, gives out flowers for gifts, sarcasm that could stop the heart, soft, like the skin above your collar bone, like stained glass windows with light through them, like seeing a star in a textbook, knowing that  something that good is out there even if it is far away, often has wind billowing through his baggy t-shirts, pulls out his bottom lip when thinking, at night wakes up sweating, dreaming of blood in his mouth, the kind you get when you rip an arm off, when you lick the bone clean.

Peter Pettigrew: seventeen, socks right to the knee, eating an ice cream, has a sore neck from always looking up, raw fingernails- bitten to the cuticles, full of fear, oozing fear, could fill cathedrals with this fear, burns books for no reason, unmade bed, the flush of a cheek that is bloated, a mound of blood, sits on the floor because there is no room at the table, counts on his fingers, pulled a muscle when walking up the fourth staircase, shuts his eyes, opens them, realises he is still in his own skin, pale, a stick of white, unassuming, like flowers, or the moment the ground gives way, all at once, as if it was going to all along

This kid at school carried a freaking inflatable dolphin on a leash around all day

If this gets a 1000 notes I’ll put a picture of his dolphin on a t shirt and give it to him

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do it for him

*reblogs this 400 times*

GUYS I MADE THE SHIRT, I’m gonna give it to him tomorrow

Look at that smug lil turd

UPDATE: LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE WAS

HE SCREAMED WHEN I GAVE IT TO HIM OMG

I’m really glad that instead of making fun of him you have him a gift of something he likes.

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Stuff like this restores my faith in humanity

“Ginny, where did you learn to fight like that?”

“I have six older brothers.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, Bill has long hair and wears jewelry, Charlie is a recluse with dozens of animals, Percy is a huge nerd, Fred and George have a reputation of being bad kids, Ron has a huge inferiority complex, and I wasn’t going to let anyone give them any shit for any of that. So I had to learn to beat up people bigger than me pretty early on.”

Based on this post: (x)

[Watching a duel to the death between Sirius and some Death Eaters]
Peter: What’s going on over there?
James: Family reunion.
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In the last few days, there have been 3 major terrorist attacks that have gone hugely unreported by mainstream media: 

June 28th - Ataturk Airport Attack, Turkey - 45 dead, 238 injured

July 2nd - Dhaka Cafe Attack, Bangladesh - 22 dead, 40 injured

July 3rd - Baghdad Shopping Mall Attack, Iraq - 130 dead (the death toll so far), over 160 injured 

All in Muslim-majority countries. All during the Holy Month of Ramadan. And all committed by ISIS. 

And yet people still have the audacity to claim that “all Muslims are terrorists”, or paint those in the West as terrorism’s biggest victims. 

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