this might come across as anti capitalist but,,,,,, i want to enjoy life

How many people can say they have played rugby with a Beluga whale? 🐳 🏉

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

go through things. grow through things.

NO WAY

Honestly how the fuck

this did not disappoint

Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot

I can’t wait until I am in that place where everything just falls together perfectly

My only talent is breathing

me @ me: what the fuck are you DOING

thug life? more like hug life. come here

ill kiss u so hard man dont fuck w me

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bill gates, a real life hero

“mr gates how do you expect the world to deal with the rampant disease-carrying mosquito issue” “idfk shoot lasers at it”

Charles Bukowski (via a-merican-psycho)

Teach me how to gracefully let go of things not meant for me.