POV: the guy in the office across from you is ordering pizza again ID: Ace Attorney Fanart; a digital painting of Miles Edgeworth. He is lying on the ground with his feet propped up on an office chair. He is holding the handset of an antique rotary phone in his right hand, the cord wrapping around the fingers of his left and finally leading to the receiver which rests next to his head. Miles is looking neutrally off to the side. [End ID]
Aziraphale is the most character ever. He ran out of ideas so he declared war on hell. He canonically says fuck. His favourite colour is yellow. He’s literally an angel and can speak every language on earth but still isn’t fluent in french. He told his boyfriend to shoot him for his magic act and made him go through with it when their miracles weren’t working. He gave away his flaming sword and then lied about it for the next 6000 years. He has a bookshop that never sells books. No one’s doing it like him.
Anonymous asked:
hey boss, just "accidentally" stabbed my "hand". got any cursed blood facts?
great news anon, as a human your blood is already among the most cursed on the planet!
see, most people don’t realize this, but mammal blood is actually completely unique among vertebrates. if you put a drop of mammal blood on a microscope slide next to a drop of lizard blood, you would be able to tell them apart instantly!
how? simple- mammalian blood cells don’t have a nucleus!
the nucleus is a dark mass at the center of a cell that tells it what to do and lets it reproduce by splitting itself in two- and every other major vertebrate group on the planet has nucleated blood cells.
BUT NOT MAMMALS. (these cells are NAKED somebody please GET THEM SOME PANTS.)
at some point in their 200+ million years of evolutionary history, mammals discovered that if you force your red blood cells to drop their nucleus and turn into pink cheerios, they can focus on carrying oxygen and ONLY carrying oxygen! this means that mammal blood is much more efficient than fish or reptile or even bird blood at carrying oxygen liter-for-liter, though at the cost of lugging around some extra internal organs and having to make new blood inside of your bones. what a steal!
maybe that’s why all the stock photo blood researchers are making that face.
I'm sorry but those nucleated red blood cells are the ones that look cursed
#also help correct me please but aren't those supposed zo be leukocytes?#there's no way those are thrombocytes
Nope, reptile blood is just that cursed that even the thrombocytes are nucleated lmao. They don't have the same megakaryocyte fragmentation system that (at least) humans have.
Which, if you ask me, makes lizard blood Demonically Cursdt.
Thanks for the correction and also
What the hell
Man it cracks me up every time medblr learns about animals
I have ADHD. I know my limits. One species was all I could manage.
Vetblr: different species are different
Medblr:
(I love you guys really it's just a constant source of entertainment)
doctor-jonathan-strange
Animal physiology: *exists*
Medblr, collectively: Hmmm don't like that
theyrezi
[video description: a man playing saxophone in front of a large pipe. everything he plays echoes back through the pipe, resulting in a call-and-response type song. the person behind the camera claps along to the beat. end description.]
a reasonable society would base their entire economy around this
GUY BUILDING THE OTHER END OF THE PIPE: the jazz ghost is back
season 3 aziraphale taking crowley’s glasses off sweet passionate kiss in the rain BAM hard cut to them making out on every surface in the bookshop like it’s a shitty 2008 teen movie
“they wouldn’t have sex they’re not humans” aziraphale ate half an ox
Absolutely love that we're bringing the ox into this because it implies that not only would they have sex, they would do it to an extent that no human is even capable of
u know ive seen ppl use crowleys fall as a metaphor for being trans or whatever and i dont really like that i think what works much better in this regard is him changing his name from crawley to crowley and the associated connotations that were assigned to him after he fell
neonspirals
I've seen this done a lot for fanfics and writers, but I haven't seen many for artists, so I decided to make one! feel free to rb and do it with your followers as well c:
ART ASK GAME
- how would you describe your style
- what's your favorite thing about your style
- what's your least favorite thing about your style
- favorite thing to draw
- least favorite thing to draw
- warm colors or cold colors
- show us a WIP
- what's the most fun and the least fun parts about your process
- show us a finished piece right alongside the original sketch
- how many different sketches do you usually have until your piece is finished
- show us the last thing you drew, be it a finished piece or a small doodle
- show us an old drawing
- how long do you usually take on a piece
- digital or traditional
- if digital, what program do you use
- favorite media to work with when drawing traditionally
- what do you love getting compliments about
- are you satisfied with the attention your art usually gets
- how often do you draw
- a piece from this year that you're really proud of
- something you would like to improve on
- what inspires you
- what's something you hope people notice when looking at your art
I won't blame goyim for calling them "biblically accurate angels" because that's the term that most of the internet uses. but it's really incorrect and you probably shouldn't use it.
the most outlandish and crazy depictions of angels that you probably see the most as "biblically accurate angels" are the depictions from the book of Ezekiel. the ones with flames and eyes and animal heads and basically not resembling a human form at all.
but these angels are not from the bible. they're from the Tanakh. the Tanakh came first, and the bible followed. Judaism came first and christianity followed.
I really hate how people have turned the angels that appear in a book that's part of the Tanakh into "christian cryptids". they aren't a xian creation. they're a part of Jewish lore and angelology. so maybe don't call them something that implies they're from a xian text. because they aren't. those types of angels don't appear in the xian bible, and even if they did, they were a part of Judaism long before xianity was invented.
again, I'm not blaming you if you didn't know. if this is your first time hearing about this, I'm glad I taught you something new. I would suggest simply calling those angels by their names, seraphim and cherubim and ophanim. and if you want to learn more, try looking into Jewish angelology.
season 3 predictions
yes this is just a "moon's haunted" joke what about it
season 3 predictions
yes this is just a "moon's haunted" joke what about it
john15-10
Anonymous asked:
I'm hetero but I have a tendency to fetishize gay male characters sometimes and I hate it. I know it's a sin, but also even the gay community would be mad at me for fettishizing them. It's like a lose, lose situation on every side. Pray for me if you have a moment. ♡
You know I remember a moment I held Shiro (from Voltron) at an idol position.
I would draw him, I would read fan fictions on him, lots of other things… *ahem*
Anyways, when I came stronger in my faith I told God I’d choose him over Shiro if I had to.
And guess what. God put me to the test.
Shiro came out as gay and I was DEVASTATED. But I knew I had to let it go. I couldn’t worship sin. I couldn’t accept him, I had to let him go.
So I chose God over Shiro.
Here’s the thing; interests come and go, they’ll change overtime, but God will always stay the same. He’ll always be there.
Gods worth it!
chimney swifts are so weirddd theyre like if birds decided to be bats.
thats bats. those are bats. to me
just like what a strange little creature. theyre related to hummingbirds. they cant actually sit and perch like most birds, the best they can do is cling to vertical surfaces. almost everything they do is done in mid-air. they have to drink by swooping at the surface of water with their mouth open. they build nests out of twigs they break off of branches as they fly by. they eat 5000-6000 bugs a day. And theyre the next president, of the united states of america
hate how this 1) manages to make fun of Belgium without bothering to mention us 2) every single person in the notes knows this 3) it's true