Got me almost pissing my pants everytime🧍♀️
Local man slaughtered every monster in sight rather than dealing with his feelings. CW//blood
Me rounding another beautiful hill and somehow seeing Addison yet again:
*record scratch* *freeze frame*
“Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...”
*opening riff of Baba O’Riley by The Who*
i love how all other villages had absolutely terrifying monsters reigning over their region for months such as the pirate gang of lurelin, queen gibdo of the wind temple, the colgera over the ritos and literal hands of gloom living inside the deku tree of korok forest,
meanwhile the zoras were being terrorized by this goofy mf:
I stg the tonal whiplash in TotK’s sage’s quests is sending me
Rito: oh no it’s cold
Zora: oh no pollution
Gerudo: oh no zombies
Goron: OPIOID CRISIS TIME
Gorons are the best tho. They chill, they roll, they eat the rock. Love em.
Thanks for the tag, @thatonetimetraveller ! I’m a disaster lol.
Clean template for anyone who wants it:
tagging: @bifuriouswaterbender @estel-of-the-eyrie @babybat98 @storytellingdreamer @galadrielspeaks @rosalui @aroace-moron @sallysavestheday and anyone else who wants it that hasn’t been tagged yet <3
Maybe I do this one day, also I'll tag my friends @tomboyjessie13 and @xiala-bexchan 😊😊
How I wish I were back in my middle school ages writing fanfics 24/7 nonstop and can update 3 chapters a day
I don't know why I even bothered with an outline lol
really feelin this one tonight ._.
