…………..my hand slipped >.>
All my favorite ships boil down to:
Person A: *has 1000 personal issues, doesn’t know how to deal with them*
Person B: “Fuck, I can’t NOT try to help them.”
More ML headcanons?
- During Winter, Marinette would steal anyone's coat and wear it since she's so cold. Or, if she sees you wearing a really warm, fluffy coat, she'll cling onto you, stare with those big blue eyes till you give it to her. Adrien has fallen victim to this every single time.
- Adrien on the other hand is extra warm during Winter so he doesn't need coats. He wears them to avoid odd looks. He loves giving them to Marinette though (and loves how she shamelessly clings onto him)
- Marinette also carries around a hot water bottle, a flask filled with hot chocolate or sweet tea and a pillow. The teachers don't mind her as she gets her work done regardless.
- Mari has less of a filter since she's always sleepy. She's dubbed Adrien as her pillow. He lets her treat him as such (just imagine Alya, Nino, Adrien and Mari studying at the library and whilst the model is reading, Marinette flops against him and he nonchalantly holds her closer, giving her that soft look before going back to reading)
- She's just as cold as her alter ego Ladybug, using Chat as her own heater. This is why Chat loves winter; unlimited cuddles from his Lady.
- When Marinette is really stressed, angry or unable to handle her emotions, she goes on a baking spree. She'll end up producing hundreds of sweets, macarons, pastries, cakes, etc.
- One time she created three whole wedding cakes, professionally decorated and everything during a school night because she was angry at Chat for taking another hit for her. Her parents were gobsmacked.
- When Adrien's feeling too much emotions, he would just brood or glare at something for hours. Lila always ends up getting glared at during school.
- He also rests on Marinette's balcony as Chat Noir when he's still feeling off. He wakes up to find himself tucked in her bed with a Ladybug teddy.
- When they got caught under the mistletoe, Adrien took the initiative and kissed Marinette very close to the lips.
I’ll explain later, but Rayla is our friend. Uh, looks like you have an elf friend now, too?
Source: rrunaan
Me, knowing that lukanette and kagaminette will never be endgame but being so soft for them and preparing myself for the inevitable disappointment anyways:
Marinette Headcanons (wlw!)
This is just a mess of random headcanons all smashed together I’m sorry
- She can tie a cherry stem with her tongue
- (She did it once during a class + kagamj hangout as a ten second talent and Chloe, Alya, Lila, and Kagami almost lost their damn minds)
- (In this universe Lila is good and gay)
- (This is the ideal universe where lila hates ladybug and loves Marinette)
- She can do the tiktok tongue tying thing
- (Marinette is a chaotic bi and has tiktok 100%,,, let’s just say that when the class finds it they go 🥺🥵🥴)
- She’s a literal chick magnet
- When she’s not stuttering and flustered she can say the best pick up lines
- She seems like one of those people that can fit into any friend group
- But the dynamics of the friend groups would change depending who she’s with
- Some are wholesome friends
- Chaotic friends
- And then, the flirty ones
- Marinette has game
- (Idk abt y’all but some of my friends and I just flirt for like hours straight for fun and I think Marinette could be like that too)
- She doesn’t show that side around her schoolmates but one day her friends from out of Paris visit and all hell breaks loose
- Marinette’s class all have an aneurism in unison when they see Marinette FLIRTING hardcore with these people
- Hand holding, whispering in ears, stepping into their personal space, basically talking centimetres from their mouth, and the e y e c o n t a c t
- The cutest thing is the laughter after every move, it’s all a joke but DAMN
They’re so jealous they’re shaking- Marinette once accidentally flirted with kagami
- Marinette was too busy apologizing to see her face turn red
- Buff! Marinette,,, mmm
- Marinette hasn’t bought new clothes in a BIT so one time she flexed her arm in class and her entire sleeve tore open
- She just had to rip the whole thing off and put it in her bag
- All the girls in class couldn’t resist staring at her biceps
- Kim challenged her to an arm wrestle once and lost immediately
- “C’mon are you even tr- wOAH”
- Marinette: *breathes*
- All the girls in Paris: 🤩❤️🤩
Kagami: if Marinette had a crush on me, i would not simply not notice.
Kagami: RIP to Adrien, but Im different
There’s a turtle in my yard laying eggs
This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose
I’m not ready to be a single mom
I know shit about reptiles
I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth
Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer
Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care
I’m googling turtles right now. I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently she’s a box turtle?
70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH??
You a mom now
Text from stepmom “watch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. They’ll eat the eggs so chase them off”
I’m gonna fistfight nature
@mrswinterbarnes you’re not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow
I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye??
I don’t think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out
YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA
DAMN IT SHARRON
First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this
Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny??
UPDATE
SHES BACK
NEVERMIND
ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE
That’s two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me
ladystud
Call this one Susan
blad-the-inhaler
You’re like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit
Yall this was from my stepmom today
Three? I’m sorry
THREE??
THERES MORE???
For the newcomers: this is this year’s update. Sharron and Susan were May 2018. This year we have Helen, Linda, and Karen.
andy-the-anon
FIVE???
How is this no-budget youtube show the fucking funniest thing
iraffiruse
meandthedevilblues
Wtf did I just read
bringmeacloud
I can’t believe I actually read that whole thing.
anti-sjw-movement
That was a trip and so so dark. 10/10 would read again
professorclueless
I can dig it
You know i just reblogged this but im reblogging again to say i keep looking at baby jesus with the lighter and cackling madly because i love this so much
professorlogan81
Reblogging because I’ve always thought those would be the faces on Mary and Joseph’s faces upon a small boy drumming for their baby…..