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I'm goth now but in an uwu kinda way

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Jasper | He/Them | Genderfluid Probably idfk | Biromantic Ace | Art Blog @indylemon | Used to be the-ford-twin | I'm here, I'm queer | Nothing is wrong with the word MOGAI | I like Gravity Falls, Speed Racer, and D&D

Chapters: 1/52 Fandom: Speed Racer: The Next Generation (Cartoon) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: X Racer/Annalise Zazic Characters: X Racer (Speed Racer: TNG), Speed Racer Jr, Lucy (Speed Racer: TNG), Conor (Speed Racer: TNG), Mifune Kurio | Spritle, Zile Zazic, Jared Deucey, Jesse Deucey, Susan Winn, Armand Aniskov, Original Characters Additional Tags: Canon Rewrite, Everyone is LGBT, Canon Non-Binary Character, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Summary:

Forty years after Speed Racer made his debut on the professional circuit, the world of stunt racing has changed dramatically. Following a recent rise in young, inexperienced drivers taking to the circuits long before they're able to handle themselves on racetracks that are only getting more and more dangerous, Spritle Racer and several other prominent figures in the sport have founded racing schools, meant to give young drivers the skills they need to survive even the most dangerous courses.

Speed Racer was a major proponent of these schools, even moving to America so he could help his brother found Racer Academy. Rumor has it, he also wanted easier access to Utah's Salt Flats, so he could test an experimental car engine that was supposed to be the fastest anyone had ever seen.

Before it could be completed, he vanished.

Sixteen years later, when a mysterious orphan enrolls at Racer Academy, strange things start to happen.

(I honestly can't believe I'm finally posting this rewrite-- it's been in development for a very long time. Regardless, this rewrite was written so even people who haven't seen Speed Racer: The Next Generation can pick up the fic and know what's going on, so please give it a read!)

Edit: Due to recent reports of a bot scraping AO3 for content to feed into an ai generator, all of my fanfics are only visible to AO3 account holders. Everything is still available if you have an account, but anyone without an account won’t be able to read my fics at least until this issue gets resolved.

watching reddit go into a full death spiral is like watching the specifically trans equivalent of the library of alexandria go up in flames

like yes reddit is also the only place on the internet you can get an actual answer to any question in general. but it’s also a huge centralized community database about which surgeons will fuck you over, who takes what insurance, which doctors you can trust, how to write a template therapist’s letter, insurance appeals, peer support, questions that feel too stupid to ask anywhere else, diy guidelines, “hey this is embarrassing but,” finding trans people in your area, explaining why you need PTO without getting way too personal about it, safety tips, et cetera you get the picture

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Someone on trans Reddit just bought the url transgender.org and have put out a call for folks to help turn it into a replacement (and more). Here's a link on r/ftm but it's open to everyone

Super fucked up! wtf is wrong with these people?  #IamWithMili!

What is every little girl supposed to have long hair in a ponytail? So happy to see all of the support going her way.

Everybody remembers that we absolutely knew this would happen, right?

Like, trans people predicted this from the start. Everyone was SO SURE they could identify us on sight, and we said “If you run with that assumption you’re going face-first into a goddamn wall” and here we go.

It’s like people forget women with short hair exist.

In the six years that this has happened, Milli has continued to play soccer, is on track for joining a national team, and still keeps her hair short.

Read this and take it in.

Even if you have your papers.

Even if you are fortunate to have your gender match your sex.

Even if you were assigned feminine at birth.

They can still tell you to your face you’re not a woman if you don’t conform to a patriarchal standard of skinny Anglo with long hair.

They can just deny you for no reason at all.

THIS MAKES ALL THOSE SPORTS BANS LAWS USELESS AT PROTECTING CIS GIRLS! The very thing tbey were supposed to do!

Let’s get one thing right.

Sports bans, bathroom bans, ANY type of ban on trans people in public places were NEVER meant to protect cis girls or women or women’s sports or any of that crap.

They’re about control and forcing ALL people to conform to stereotypical gender norms and eradicating trans people in the process.

It’s (christo)fascism and genocide.

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"gorons are allowed into gerudo town because they're genderless / female to gerudo standards" is the best piece of lore in zelda. because out of all these characters,

this is the one that's canonically nonbinary

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I'm pretty on board with the headcanon that what Link gets out of being the bearer of the Triforce of Courage is the power of being a video game protagonist, but I genuinely can't decide whether it would be funnier if he's 100% aware of how much bullshit his everything is, or if he honestly doesn't realise.

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Like, does he know that normal people can't recover from life-threatening wounds in a matter of minutes by drinking a jar of really good soup? It's the sort of thing you'd assume would be obvious just from being around other human beings, and yet.

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The fact that Breath of the Wild Link's laser-parrying trick is something that only works for him is made explicit in the dialogue, so presumably he's at least aware that it's exceptional, but does he understand that it's complete bullshit, or does he think it's just a skill issue?

I genuinely think that he thinks it's just a skill issue, given that at least in the botw totk games, we don't see other halfway competent fighters other than like, Link and some of the more important NPCs until totk when like, the Gerudo quest has them actually adapting their weapons to fight the new plot threat, and some of the unimportant NPCs you find getting attacked by bokoblins in the overworld can at least do damage now, but then you balance it out by like... Tulin being the only fighter other than Link who seems to realize that headshotting an enemy will stun it and he still gets outdone by a fucking aerocuda that goes down in one hit from any bow. Not to mention Zelda freaking out in the opening cutscene and fretting over Link because he bravely fought off (gasp) three keese. Like I think if Link didn't have so much social anxiety he can't speak in those games, if he could speak he'd sound more like Revali than anyone in this fandom would care to admit.

for the redditors coming here, this is how we spread news of important events in the world, with a Destiel meme

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For everybody who's been here a while and felt like Wiley E. Coyote just after running off the edge of the cliff when they scrolled down to find nothing below

the stable trotters: we’re going to die!!

me going 200mph and drifting sharp turns: bro chill you’re fine 😌

the stable trotters: eek! A bokoblin!

me: do you want me to outrun it? because last time I tried to outrun it you yelled at me.

children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear

neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years

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Wild that folks keep saying beekeepers abuse bees as if bees are not both venomous flying animals and fully unionized

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Hubris to think you COULD abuse bees

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I think that if you see a balrog in an unlocked kitty kennel then you can assume that it wants to be there

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Actually, beekeepers take many precautions to keep their bees from leaving.

many clip the wings of the queen, destroy new queen cells, cull queens they don’t like and use bee pheromones to prevent a hive from naturally swarming or absconding. They also try and prevent mating with the African honey bee, which makes them less docile among other things. During artificial insemination of queens, drones are crushed and „spare“ queens are killed.

and commercial beekeepers even cull their hives during winter, or when they are not producing well.

Coupled with the fact that there is evidence that insects do feel pain, this is not great.

(Not to mention that honeybees are an invasive species in most places, competing with native pollinators and spreading disease)

It is so fucking bold of you to link the exact same paywalled book thirteen times in your reblog to throw people off the fact that you’re using one source from 1859.

having gone to the linked source I’m actually very unsure even if you got behind the paywalled source it says what it’s claimed, as among the preview pages are:

“In all our operations with the bees we must use gentleness. All quick sudden jars and motions irritate them. So does breathing on them. Bees are always more gentle and less inclined to sting when they are gathering honey; and at such times hives can be opened with very little danger; whereas when a dearth of honey prevails the inmates of the same hive might show a great spirit of resentment. I have observed that colour exerts some influence on the temper of this insect. I have found that dark shades of clothing, particularly red, are more distasteful to them than white. Hence when working among them I always go in shirt sleeves pr in light coloured clothes.”

The broader page is about how being stung is unpleasant but not the end of the world, and you can easily minimize it…. By being thoughtful and careful and calm. I can’t find reference to clipping wings or culling; there is a mention of removing drone comb but only carefully, and it’s useful to remember that the hive itself literally drives the drones out to die once they’ve served their purpose. There’s no mention I could find of artificial insemination of queens, and I’m VERY sure that in 1859 they did not have reliable access to BEE PHEROMONES xD xD

There is mention of using smoke but dire warnings of oversmoking; and since the first record of Africanized honey bees is from THE NINETEEN FIFTIES, not the eighteen fifties, that poster is DEFINITELY lying about that citation, as unless the Victorian writer of that book was a fucking Time Lord, they can’t have known that cross breeding was a concern.

This is why it’s not enough to merely assume that because someone has REFERENCED a source, this means they have evidence. It is necessary to check that the source says what they claim. In this case that is in many cases literally impossible, and in all other cases unproven.

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also on that note weird teenagers empassioned about niche interests are the backbone of this website. stop being mean to them

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a 15 year old video game kinnie who reblogs stimboards and fanart and gifsets has infinitely more coolness than a 26 year old who slings around the r slur at people ever will. post.

this is cringe

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it’s called authenticity and it won’t kill you.

Every few months twitterinas bring back the “carnivores are a problematic element of nature and we should feed them synthetic meat and make it so they don’t eat herbivores. this is completely normal, feasible and won’t have any kind of repercussion on the ecosystem” discourse

First time I saw that was a guy who had as proposition to create fake prey animals with a robotic exoskeleton and covered in synthetic meat that predators would hunt, eat and then the exoskeleton would get up and go to the lab to get re meated. That was funny as hell

Tiger watching skinless carcass it just ate get up and walk away