(It’s nothing but garbage noise…)
Anonymous asked:
meow
my roommates cat has been sitting outside of my door scratching at it and meowing miserably for like the past fifteen minutes and i havent let him in to give him any attention yet so the timing of this ask really makes it seem like hes decided to come anonymously harass me on tumblr instead
It seems like there's more positivity on Tumblr than other platforms (*cough*Twitter*cough*). Like, you can say "I love you, bestie." without anyone calling you corny or childish.
Y'know what? Reblog this to let your besties know you love them.
the kind of irony you’d read in bible stories
portrait of my friend from the information superhighway
I drew them again
You can t a s t e the artblock lmao
i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days
thank god i screen shot it
So I ended up with free time at the end of my first class today, so I was like "do yall wanna see a vintage meme?" and turned on "what does the fox say". Expected like. A laugh from the kids, or even just a "wtf is this mx?" which is. A reasonable reaction to What Does The Fox Say.
But instead of a reasonable reaction. all of my students watched the first 60 seconds with jaws agape. And then this one kids turns to me like the fucking eye of Sauron and literally goes:
My husband told me I also should share the next part of this story, where I, feebly trying to defend my honor against a child, said, "No, this video was just big when I was in college!" and he scoffed, rolled his eyes, and absolutely obliterated me by saying, "So did you go to furry college?"
To everyone pointing out my icon: do I have a fursona? Yes. Does that make me a furry? Almost definitely. Do you admit that to a 12 year old who has just accused you of being a furry, in front of 23 other 12 year olds, with 25 instructional days left in the year? Absolutely THE FUCK not!!!
When I was in high school they would play that bitch over the speakers sometimes because they thought they were funny
That ... that one can’t be ... not ten years old. It was, like, yesterday!
Something something “i dont wanna live like this anymore”
Anyways cant you tell which cj cover ive been listening to recently?
Showing my favourite movie to my friends
This gif is so appropriate in so many ways I love it so much!
hat sonst noch jemand diesen post regelmäßig auf seinem dash und denkt jedes mal alter… die wissen nicht mal dass das coldmirror ist
Sometimes i see you ppl say like i want a farmer bf i want a farmer gf 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 well that’s fine and all but i hope you know that when you take off our belts after a hard days work the only thing youre gonna find is dirt.
“Whats in your pants?” “Dirt.”
another heavy handed symbolism moment: my mom has a potted sunflower in the kitchen. because it is a sunflower, it keeps turning towards the light from the window. my mother keeps rotating it so it faces inward because she wants "to see its beautiful petals and have it really brighten up the space!" . the sunflower is visibly wilting .
are you going to tell her or
her masters degree is in biology
I had a dream that the alt-right manosphere people stopped liking Andrew Tate, but the guy they replaced him with was Mr. Bean? Like Rowan Atkinson was suddenly the model of masculinity that all these dudes were idolizing and I'm not sure if he was even aware of it.
"Beanposting" was like, the new meme and people spent a lot of time using AI programs to make images of jacked chad Mr. Bean.
I don't know exactly how, but this was related to something called "The Darkness." Like, if you beanposted too much, it would trigger The Darkness, but The Darkness could also happen randomly.
The Darkness was like, this thing that would happen as you were trying to sleep. This black fog would completely envelop you, to the point where you weren't able to see anything. Once that happened, you'd have the distinct feeling that you had been transported somewhere else, or like, another place had been transported around you.
At that point, you HAD to keep your eyes closed. If you didn't, you'd see a blue-green Greek letter delta appear in the air. It would give off just enough light to barely give the impression that there was someone holding the delta, like it was hovering above their hand.
I woke up before I could learn what happened if you saw the delta.
so I think maybe I lost the forest for the trees here, but I'm high and this is a 250mg (d8) situation here
anyways this is what I imagine those images would look like
breakfastburritoe
“tumblr” “grindr” do the gays not like the letter e for some reason
tsarbucks
it’s lgbt not legbet
Bobbie how dare you hide this gem in the tags!
shockalypse-deactivated20190501
mathermatical notation explained
symbol meaning
= equals
=/= not equals
< left
> right
! LOUD NUMBER
~ worm
π stonehenge
√ right answer
x wrong answer
⋯ soon…
∮ what Exacrly the fuck
∝ fish
∞ fish with 2 heads
↯ lightning
:⇔ he Scream
∈ e (weird font)
∃ e (wrong fucking wqay round)
∄ yeah cross it out. its not right
∆ scary spike
∇ scary spike (ceiling)
∬ snakes
∭ snakes!?
⨌ SNAAAAAAAAAAKES!
⩨ railroad track
⩊ peter griffin’s chin
≈ approximately equals
≊ hey wait what are you doing
⩰ stop that
⪏ stop!!!!!
≟ confused equals sign
⨚ this snake has given up
⨂ tensor product