JevTheJester

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(Tried a new technique of rendering, I was stressed af at the start but then It got relaxing)

On the way to give it to my cannibal enemy so he won't fucking try to eat me again.

this implies max is always in alert mode

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

HOLY FUCKING COW.

OKAY IT’S TRUE

WHAT

???

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

oh?

OH

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

you’re shitting me

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

i wanna see what happens

it looks fun i guess

Where did this even come from

This sho

Wierd :o

I want in

I call doubt

Hmm

I D I D T H I S A N D I G O T A N A S K T H A T J U S T “ P A N T S ”

i s2g-

i fUKCIGN REBLOGGED THIS AND DAMN IT

I dont believe this

My anon is off. Bout to catch this fucker.

I don’t think it works like that…. It’s probably more like a deer, it won’t come out if it’s going to be caught… whatever it is that’s sending the messages x’D

..what if it shows up as anon anyway?????

O . O Then we know it’s a real myth and not just followers seeing you post this and sending random messages…. xD 

Hmmm

GUYS THIS SHIT WORKS

yolo

I’m sure that this ain’t gonna work for me. Prove me wrong.

Hm.

ok i believe

shrug emoji

BITCH FUCK ME UP

DROWN ME IN YOUR MESSAGES

what is this mahogoney.

Dude wtf

((i am utterly confused))

oh))

Yeah right, as if it’s real…

(But I am actually desperately lonely and hoping it is)

*rolls eyes* suuuure

//:^)))

pls

NOT EVEN A MINUTE LATER

NOPE IM OUT

wot in tarnation 

can i get a hoopla

Q?

I wanna see if something actualky happens

(UPDATE) it actually works

only doing this to see if something happens

(UPDATE - LMAO IT ACTUALLY WORKS)

OKAY LETS TRY IT

Not even some magical being can make me get something on my inbox, that shit’s a fucking desert

Askbox empty will wait to see what happens

Ah it works I’m not having a crisis or anything I’m so confused

hm

they said “sorry, got caught in traffic” I’m knDJSMSN

hm doES it really work?

What the hell is this

If this works it will be the second thing to ever be in my ask box oof

Aight let’s try

i have tried this multiple times before and they all worked

i’m gonna be surprised if they still come in

Let’s try this bitch

Let’s see if this still works

dont trick me, ya dingle

I know for a fact that if I do receive something I’ll be super freaked out for no reason.

Let’s see what happens. I’ve lived long enough anyway.

Come at me

I wanna

please

Hmm… Maybe?

Holy shit it works!

Ive got mail!

Let’s go gaymers lmao

Why not? Will it bring people out of the woodwork?

I want to see what will happen X3

WHAT!?

HOW IS THIS REAL????

I’m willing to try it.

Let’s end this once and for all. I never get asks.

No. I refuse to believe that this is real.

ha͡h҉aha҉hah͢a̕

This exactly the kind of chaotic bull I signed up for

… does it work

Sorry for the long post but 👀let’s see what happens here

I summon y’all come to my inbox spam it til it fALLS TO IT’S KNEES

I can’t sleep so I hope this works

Meh, i domt believe it, but, prove me wrong i guess

Same mate

Press X to doubt 

hmmmm I do doubt so 

X

i want

Ha

This is highly likely to be fake but hey, you never dive you never live right?

PLEASE

does it work??

Did it work?

Oh?

probably won’t work but yeah

P L E A S E W O R K

IM SCARED, IT WORKED

WTF MAN

lmao this is a whole ass lie, prove me wrong

this is fake lmao

I’m intrigued

Lol these never work but imma try anyways

This never works for me

these never work for me but i’ma try it anyways.

Lets give it a shot.

Do it i dare you

IT WORKED

wtf i  didn’t even reblog it before-

o.O

3, wow

((Aight sure I wanna see if this works

HELP IT ACTUALLY WORKS IM GONNA PISS MYSELF

((*Scared screaming*

Show yourself

:3

If this works, I’ll be losing my mind

b the frickle frack what is this-

*thinking emoji*

Blinks

*wheezes*

Idk if it’s real but this is hilarious

if this works i swear to god-

If this works, I will:

Throw my phone at a wall

Laugh

Stare in disbelief

All in that order

GIVE THEM TO ME

aight fellas, I’ll update if it works

FREE MAIL?!

can’t risk it

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

Gotta take all the chances…..

Never risk it

i had to

I really need this

I need good luck rn considerin how i feel mentally

anger

‘From here on out I’ll be your commander’ 

reblog if you want tf2 soldier to pulverize your head into a fine dust with his gunboats 

or if you like french fries

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