wow i missed painting shit on fabric and staring at it for hours in awe of my ability
Lets hear it for Malicious Compliance
*filming literal mold* “There is a bit of a damp problem…” The signs saying “DON’T BUY THIS” are a beautiful touch.
AOS really said "we don't want people shipping Spock and Kirk, so Spock and Uhura are dating" and then proceeded to cast a gay man to play Spock. They really did that. And expected no one to get gay vibes from Spock.
@spocksjuul why. would you keep this in your tags
star trek heritage post (Febuary 24th, 2021)
The Jedi you should fear is the Jedi auditor.
i wanna watch spiderverse but do i have to see spidertop and spiderbottom first or does it not matter?
It is not necessary to watch Venom to see Spiderverse, no.
pros of growing up christian:
- veggietales
cons of growing up christian:
- oh man where do i even fucking start
staff's getting a little too silly for their own good. they think they're our buddies. "oh look we put another silly thing on your dashboard teehee" get rid of the fucking bots
for fucks sake yall staff isnt one big faceless group that wants to make your web experience worse. tumblr staff is split into a bunch of smaller teams that work mostly independently from each other. the people in charge of putting silly things on your dashboard are not the same people in charge of taking care of the bots or content moderation or whatever it is youre upset about. those are different people. theyre not handling the bot problem because their job is putting silly things on your dash
As a nonbinary lesbian, I'm used to people saying they "don't really get my whole deal" and that "it just doesn't make sense". That's why, this pride month, I'm partnering with Riverdale
My favorite joke is back in season
it’s just me and my hairy transgender legs against the world
happy pride. shaking hands with everyone in the notes. US and OUR hairy transgender legs. against the world
So the CONTEXT is that Xbox is releasing Diablo IV and they changed their logo to match that, BUT I'm CACKLING over the idea that Xbox decided 4 days of pride was enough and that the gays should burn in hell now
This is so
Unnecessary
how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour
celticpyro
“What could the audio possibly be?”
*unmutes*
“Oh,”
If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.
Source: porterr-robinson
if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl
Bella Ramsey for l'Officiel USA
i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken
His ghost is setting those cars on fire actually
I hadn’t really considered “the agnostic demigod of electromagnetism is the reason Musk’s companies fail” before, but I like the concept.
💯🙏💛🟨👍
Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is
Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis