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Jetpack Exhaust

@jetpackexhaust

Science humour at ZERO POINT COMEDY patreon.com/zeropointcomedy

Watched the awesome Omega Strikers trailer enough times to go try the game, and it's not bad! Arcadey fun, you can feel yourself improving quickly, scoring feels great, but then I noticed three different currency systems and I'm like oh buddy, oh no, who told you that you could do that?

Do you have any idea how many better games there are out there? You could have pulled off a nice five quid purchase price and lived happily in the back of my library forever, a bit of arcade fun once in a while, but I've already played like 50% of the Omega Strikers I'll ever play, and this bullshit just jumped that to 100% and uninstalling.

the best satire

Anyone who claims "you can't make jokes about anything" just can't think of any. Right-wing comedy isn't good because it doesn't have to be, its got an audience trained to clap like seals when thrown the same stinking fish over and over.

Real comedians can be brilliantly vicious, as seen in my favourite recent satire, the fake ad agency Apologia launching campaigns about:

Graduation

Voting

The Super Bowl

Enjoy!

Been listening to the Behind the Bastards podcast about Vince McMahon. The sweeping epic of this abusive, ruthless, self-centered, politically-minded carnival barker engineering an army of chemically mutated baby-men to play at being superheroes in a never-ending series of conflicts got me thinking; how viable is the Warhammer Wrestling Federation?

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The viability is so strong that it would actually be incredibly doable to retell the entire Horus Heresy through a marathon series of narrative wrestling matches.

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“Folks, I don’t know what else to say; in all my years, I’ve never seen anything like it. The Dark Powers have AMBUSHED Big Iron, and now he’s lying broken in the ring. An absolutely shameful display from Moon Doggy and Pretty Boy. This is a dark, dark day for wrestling fans.”

OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE AT THE ISSTVAN SLAM

The day of so many columnists wondering "I only hope I'll be half the father mine was." RNG issue losers, I'm WAY better than my asshole dad!

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this cat looks like it has 1 layer of hair to go underneath his other layer of hair that's solely used to shoot up in anger

That's actually true, cats have two layers of fur, this image shows really well the difference between their dense undercoat and their more sparce overcoat because this lil guy is just SO MAD

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he is SO MAD that he became the perfect science demonstration.

that's a webkinz cat

I did not know it was possible to get that mad when you're that small. So mad they're violating Planck's constant.

The 40k Speed Freeks demo:

1 Fun!

2 the grot land tank has a Robot Wars era flipper, just flip 'em, and it's even more hilariously OP here

3 if you use mouse aim YOUR ARE AS UNTO A GOD!

ATOMIC HEART: Whoa there komrade, you've been playing for almost a full minute, let us do that. In alternate russia scene cuts you!
PROTAGONIST: Yee-haw, oh my stars stripes and garters comrade. Bitch.