I love having interests that I would never ever recommend to any of my friends ever
You've heard DreamWorks How to Train your Dragon.... now get ready for the next best thing...
do NOT kill a bug loose in your home. do NOT release it outside. mail it to me P.O. box 453 in LA CA. i teach them circus tricks. if my training doesn’t work i will eat it
Going from being an introverted lurker on reddit to trying to post my own stuff here is so wild. I keep typing out a post, deleting it, then retyping because I think it's not good enough but then I look at other posts and why am I so worried?
It's like I'm at a fancy Italian restaurant and keep glancing around the room to see which hand people use to pick up the forks. But then I realize that everyone is shoveling spaghetti into their mouths using their bare hands and I'm like ah okay so I'm clearly overthinking this
This restaurant is absolute chaos and I'm giving it 5 stars
DIRECTOR: Hey Tom Hardy here is some weird shit we're gonna put on your face to hide your beautiful little kissy lips pretty boy mouth
TOM HARDY, ENTIRELY NOT LISTENING BECAUSE HE'S BUSY FORMULATING AN ACCENT NO HUMAN BEING ON EARTH HAS EVER FUCKING HAD: Sure boss
Imagine my shock as a neurodivergent teen when I first realized that using large vocabulary and eloquent speech doesn't make you less likely to be misinterpreted, rather it adds an entirely new layer of misinterpretation I had never even realized existed in the form of people thinking you're being snobbish or condescending when you're just trying to be specific
hyperfixation sucks I think just a little too hard about a guy who isn't even real and I could start crying any second
like, you're telling me I'm just supposed to go to work tomorrow with the complete knowledge of all the things all the horrors these guys have gone through
ah the privilege of owning a cat... how do u guys feel going home and there is a cat waiting for you... with their triangle ears and their meow meow..
google search how to act normal
google search how often should i blink
google search what am i supposed to say after i say whats up and they say not much
google search how close is it normal to stand
google search am i offputting
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morrowind thieves’ guild: we need you to steal a diamond from the alchemist next door. it’s on a shelf that she stands directly in front of. she never moves from that spot, ever. also there’ll be a city guard staring directly at you who will instantly kill you if he sees you touch anything. fuck you
oblivion thieves’ guild: we need you to infiltrate castle leyawiin to steal back a widow’s stolen ring from the countess!! you can steal her key while she’s at church or use her hidden passages through the secret argonian torture chambers!! there’s lots of ways to do it so remember to be creative and have fun :)
skyrim thieves’ guild: we need you to ‘infiltrate’ this ‘house’ full of ‘guards’ using ‘stealth’. it’s a dungeon. we are a dungeon guild
Some Ashlanders taking care of their silt striders. I like to think they take better care of them than the house dunmer.
Based on my favorite piece of Morrowind concept art:
