Something fun I wanted to try out!

VINE BOOM FX

VINE BOOM FX

VINE BOOM FX

i want to be dissolved completely and slowly course through the pipes, pressing myself into cold steel.

that way i can truly be one with you as i was meant from the beginning.

you fill my mind. you change me. you were always here, behind my back, out of sight.

i will not disappoint.

WHO LET THESE GUYS GET THEIR HANDS ON A TIME MACHINE

I am going to spit on Thomas Edison's grave

my totk experience so far

one of the funnier aspects of brands that the american conservative relies on as part of their cultural identity "going woke" is that they're all too stupid to understand that these companies are focused solely on profits, and their teams upon teams of professionals whose only job is to increase profits weighed the options and decided that the safest option was to say trans rights and put pride flags on their shit. like bro, there's no woke mind virus, ford and budwieser would say "kill all faggots now!" if they thought it would make them money, you're just part of a dying and increasingly unprofitable enclave of society that no one wants to associate with.

yesterday I was at gamestop and a man in full Data cosplay walked up to the front counter and I did a double take so hard I nearly broke my neck. So, he walks up and the cashier just casually smiles and goes “How’s it going, Data? What can I do for you?”  and Data goes, “I am doing quite well. I was just wondering when you guys would have Destiny 2 in stock.” This mans……literally did not smile or emote at all. He went all in. The cashier was totally non fazed. I, however, was completely shitting my pants cos ya’ll DO NOT understand how good this dude’s cosplay was. It really looked like fuckin data teleported into the middle of game stop in rural ohio to ask about motherfucking destiny 2.

The only time he broke character was when I was stealthily trying to stare at him and thinking about asking for a pic when he was walking out.This dude. Looked at me, completely expressionless. and WINKED at me. Someone collect ya mans he wildin lmfao

The wink isn’t even really ooc I think he would totally do that

I can’t believe Data violated the temporal directive just to buy Destiny 2

Posted the colours, but here’s the base sketch!

totk spoilers

hi i didnt look up what amiibo do in the new zelda before trying it. spent about 3 seconds thinking they put that dog through a meat grinder. artists rendition:

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You're not getting any context for this.

haha hey i love the blood dripping from your face and the animal rage in your eyes whats your pronouns

Time to open a can of Whoop Ass

watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating pussy

literally every kind of tumbler discourse is happening in the notes of this

Here’s a sampler if you don’t want to spend hours scrolling through:

you can have characters in your mind! But watch out

They will move in forever and they wont even pay rent