some dudebro: women are too emotional to be jedi

me: 

Yeah, he was too emotional ya bozo. Do you think he was a good jedi?

being against incest and pedophilia (yes, even in fiction) doesnt make me an “anti” it makes me a normal god damn person with like, morals and stuff

yall like “I wanna die” like a broken record but a buncha clowns come over wanting to kill you and youre all shitting your pants. hypocrites you are

the day i let fuckin bozo stab me to death is the day i die, pal

well yeah thats how being stabbed to death works

dont make fun of me dude what if a girl sees this

Honestly? If I see someone making fun of another person’s poetry, I block them on sight.

the whole crew of the enterprise is blocked for not liking Data’s poem about Spot

some of you guys have never had a breakdown in a public bathroom and it shows. like grow up

I save those for my private bathroom. I’m exclusive.

What the fuck is wrong with you people

actually this is the only good thing staff has ever done

coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion

what’s graped soda

it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not to flex on y’all but ive never listened to kpop

this is the only constructive criticism i’ll accept on this post

This seems unnecessarily complicated and a million things that could wrong.

A true essential tool for all fire fighters, able to eliminate fires at the mere mention of their existence.

TACTICAL VISOR ACTIVATED.

Gonna wear this while I fuck

FPS

first person sippy

This “preferences as a sexuality” thing needs to stop, man. People attracted to tall people aren’t “acrosexuals”, people attracted to green eyes aren’t “viridioculasexual” or some equally-butchered word. You’re… you’re allowed to just say “I like tall girls with green eyes” or whatever. That’s something you can just…do.

My mom is the strongest woman i know

no nerds

i slightly edited these and put my name on them (finally…….) please reblog this post and not the repost that i see from time to time. it has like a bazilion notes!! makes me sad

Tonight

I like that his nipples are VERY visible. A bold fashion choice, and one that he pulled off effortlessly.

i do not know a SINGLE person, not even out of my friends, not even out of the most woke people on this damn site, that only likes unproblematic things. every single one of us likes something that’s fucking garbage. so some of y’all can climb down off your high horses and stop competing for the “least problematic” award honest to god.

there is no greater pleasure in life than finding a good dril tweet you’ve never seen before

alright so who wants to fall in love with me

this is unbelievable I have to do everything myself