THE COCK OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

YESSSSSSS

i can shapeshift into the moon

i can shapeshift into the moon and make all other people’s dreams come true

i can shapeshift into the moon and steal a student’s cap

i can shapeshift into the moon and turn myself into a child

i can shapeshift into the moon and use its powers to eat the sky

i can shapeshift into the moon and use its powers to bring the moon down to the ground

i can shapeshift into the moon and use its powers to turn the moon into a bird

i can shapeshift into the moon and use its powers to change my body while i sleep

i can shapeshift into the moon and make it rainy for everyone

i can shapeshift into the moon and make everyone drown

i can shapeshift into the moon and make none of them drown

im gonna try to make you remember all of this but it’ll be hard to do

Jesus okay

i somehow ended up on a radical christian website and this was their system of upvotes and downvotes. Bless. 

A covering ears/screaming emoji for those with Misophonia or other noise sensitivities.  Feel free to use in your servers, and if you like what I do, maybe send me a tip?

𝓦𝓮𝓵𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓕𝓵𝓪𝓿𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓸𝔀𝓷

tortured by the knowledge that mozart was a catboy

OH NO

CATBOY MOZART CATBOY MOZART-

*nods sagely*

The fact that you can write a post like this and have it end with a smiley face indicates that, says a person who has yet to experience the single emotion most strongly associated with the word “fuck.”

it’s the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.

what

why

what

what the fuck

what is going on

time

a question: what the hell

where am i

what the everloving fuck

where the fuck is my body

why did i do this

not having a good new year huh

hey

thanks

i’m okay

okay

what the everloving fuck

i’m not okay

what the everloving fuck

why did i do this

frank I think that’s enough for today, buddy

it’s not

i don’t even know how to feel any more

i’m in some kind of hell

i don’t know how to feel, okay

I’m sorry to hear that. maybe you should take a nap. I hope you feel better soon

thank you

i’m okay

okay

i’m not okay

what the everliving fuck

i’m not okay

what the everliving fuck

why did i do this

*snore*

i think y'all broke them

@its-bunniesofdoom​:

Frank why are you in hell

Frank:

Frank I’m not okay

Frank I don’t even know how to feel any more

Frank I don’t even know how to feel any more

Frank I don’t even know how to feel any more

Frank I don’t even know how to feel any more

Frank I’m not okay

Frank I think that’s enough for today, buddy

oh my fuck

hmmm

hmmmm

yeah

i’m okay

yep

i’m okay

i’m okay

i’m okay

i’m okay

i’m okay

i’m okay

i’m okay

i’m okay

i’m okay

i’m okay

i’m okay

i’m okay

i’m okay

i’m okay

i’m okay

i’m okay

i’m okay

i’m okay

i’m okay

i’m okay

*snore*

*snore*

*snore*

*snore*

ohhh

is this a cry for help?

the template for this one was an image of a female human face photoshopped onto a wall, with the text “she is not a chad” written in marker on the wall in permanent marker. i then pasted this image over a picture of a cat on the wall with the text “not a cat”.

no. it is not a cry for help.

(if it is a cry for help, i do not understand computers and cannot explain to you what it is, because I do not understand computers.)

She is not a chad

if you don’t make out with me passionately you’re not a real ally

don't have sex with me or you're not a real ally

okay that’s easy

in fact, if you're not passionately making out with me right now then you're not a real ally

hmu if you're in the same boat

hey i am definitely in the same boat as you man. i totally relate to that. we should start a support group.

No, that's not what "real ally" means.

Real allies have sex with you because they want to, not because they have to. They don't just throw you out of a plane because you're not a real pilot.

Real allies are not losers.

They are not supposed to be jaded, cynical, cynical people who've had their experiences "missed" by the people around them.

It’s sounds like youre speaking from personal experience here

Science is a centrist propaganda tool

Academia is a western movement

I have a very important question

Like for Charmander

Reblog for Bulbasaur

Reply for Squirtle

Do all three for me to play Pokémon Yellow

this is the most charming, romantic, and compelling anon I have ever seen in my life

and also anon

7. so true

anon it’s me, you’ve found the real me! I am the most adorable little baby boy in the world!

You really are

!!!

I am the cutest little cutest baby boy in the world, your prince!

Awww

Frank you are a true hero and a blessing to this world and to my soul.

Thank you my child

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

That was a wild goddamn ride

god this was worth the read

Yes this is long but I promise you the story of lemon man is worth knowing. And reblogging.

What a ride

I summoned a shitload of willpower to continue this despite my ADD. WORTH IT

l e m o n m a n

Lemon man: ALL women and GAY MEN cannot do SHIT they are all USSELESS and yalls business will FAIL unless you have a MAN in CHARGE

jj: lmao what

Lemon man: what???? huh?????? u triggered?????????

jj: whatever you say lemon man

lemon man:

Nice ending for this…

World Heritage Post

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

oh this is E A S Y

*drops a shit ton of puppies, Jeremy Heeres, Michael Mells, and cherry slushees on you* Have a nice first day on the job! *disappears into the void*

Ummm

Uhhhh

Hmmmmm

Well I guess I have rocks now

*sweats*

Caw caw! CAW!

I get to be Nohr!Corrin? Hell yeah!! I always pick Nohr! where do I sign up?

I moan in L.A. apparently

Pls dont read my url as that tho theyre my initials (sorta)

this is the most charming, romantic, and compelling anon I have ever seen in my life

and also anon

7. so true

anon it’s me, you’ve found the real me! I am the most adorable little baby boy in the world!

You really are

!!!

I am the cutest little cutest baby boy in the world, your prince!

Awww

Made these for my friends! Obviously just because I say protect _____ kids doesn’t mean not to protect other kids. Please don’t @ me for not being able to include everyone because again, I made these for my friends.

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

lets give this bread

jesus of nazareth made this post

Doing your best will look different everyday, and that’s okay

animals will find a warm place and SIT there! dope philosophy