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good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

the panties hit the floor

you know it brother

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

you know what i wish you would tell me

the wii disc and the gamecube disc on the wii menu are dating btw

my dad always says "it's not trespassing if you're not planning to do anything bad" which as a legal argument wouldn't get far but as a moral prerogative is completely sound

officer i am literally just in a location

we all have that one homie who volunteers to take first watch that they might contemplate the heavens in solitude

Fool that he is, not realizing that it then falls to him to comfort the party member most troubled by their burdens when sleep eludes them.

Hey there. I'm a queer and disabled writer who can't work, and I need some help putting money together for July bills and groceries and pet food and, you know, life. I got a bit ahead last month and so I've managed to get a little ahead on July, which is cool. If you want to help, my ko-fi is here:

You can tip me via my posts and I have a venmo under the same username as my tumblr, if you prefer venmo. Every dollar helps, if you've got a buck to spare it really makes a huge difference for me.

Because I got a little ahead last month, I'm at:

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Important image for all your wizard memeing needs

On this day four years ago.

Tumblr when someone says they'd like to read a book that's similar to another book

It would be nice if the things I want to do were easy instead of hard

Shout-out to everybody who tries to do things even though the difficulty. We are all literally so brave.

Poland Pride 🌈

Laika: 1954-1957

Opportunity Rover: 2004-2019

I THOUGHT I WAS DONE BEING HURT BY THIS BUT NOPE. I WAS WRONG.

the idea behind a grim (a big friendly ghost dog) is that because the first soul buried in a burial yard would be its guardian they would bury a Very Good Boy there first so a human wouldn’t be stuck at the gate so to speak. so in that way Laika is continuing an ancient tradition of a guardian spirit protecting the souls of everyone who passes after her.

@inneskeeper