i present to you: my discord trying to sing shia labeouf live
hey gu🐇ys wait what was that.
many helpful reports from our teams in the field
i wanna knock that slut j*e b*den up
oh but when i said it you said you’d explode me
That’s because his holes belong to me.
I dream of back when sharing was caring
When one and two was not true loves pairing
Joe Biden is a prize for all to enjoy
Over his love troops have been deployed
Cant you see peace is the way
How much more must I do for your mind to sway
Let me have my fair share of Joe Biden’s holes
Lest you become the next victim of a tale to be told.
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Mafia dude: BOSS! We found out who the mole is! It’s polyamorous Tony.
Mafia leader: that rat fuck! I want him dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wi-
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besties.........butter is fine to leave out and your life will be improved by having room temperature butter available for your toast
alright everyone i have $50.15 to spend. what do i get
like. a real panda? real life living panda thats alive? in my house? for 50 dollars & 15 cents? you want me to get a real panda thats alive & living?
idk if any of my mutuals & followers watch the ghost & molly mcgee but i think more people should be talking about geoff & his gay ghost boyfriend jeff
please look at them. thank you
idk if any of my mutuals & followers watch the ghost & molly mcgee but i think more people should be talking about geoff & his gay ghost boyfriend jeff
manual labor is not my thing holy shit.
when someone reblogs/posts too much good shit in a row and you gotta reblog it all and it looks like you have a gay crush on them
Hyperfixating on your own OC is so frustrating. Nobody else wants to rotate them in their minds the way you do and if you talk too much about it they can get impatient and exasperated.
My poor blorbo. Unloved by all but me and to a lesser extent my boyfriend. My blorbo OC is so amazing and I can't explain it to anyone else.
