Welcome to the RED bread bank

Birdy tippy tap chorus.

Zacian used tis but a SCRATCH!

Me tomorrow when I’ll play Smash online

This is so true it hurts...

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

those are some fancy guitars

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

String trumpets.

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

I know what a trumpet is I play one

Time to reblog this and give my friends a stroke

Being a past trumpet player and now a French horn this post makes me very angery

I tap keys

But hey what about

Wow… Those are really strange trumpets, where did you get them from?

What about this six-string viola I found?

acoustic trumpet

#m gonna punch you

Violins is never the solution

my favourite instrument is this weird fiddle

oh look its gotten worse since I last seen it

I still say that’s a euphonium, not a tuba.

Pretty sure you’re right. Tubas have a lot more piping.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OI MISTAH

YOU ME TRAINA’?

Yes! YES!!!

Tune in on 2/27 at 6am PT for roughly 7 minutes of new information in a livestreamed Pokémon Direct presentation!

https://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Rare and funny gameplay at it’s finest folks.

Reblog cause why not?

Coraline (2009) dir. Henry Selick

PARENTING 100

A better, more positive Tumblr

Since its founding in 2007, Tumblr has always been a place for wide open, creative self-expression at the heart of community and culture. To borrow from our founder David Karp, we’re proud to have inspired a generation of artists, writers, creators, curators, and crusaders to redefine our culture and to help empower individuality.

Over the past several months, and inspired by our storied past, we’ve given serious thought to who we want to be to our community moving forward and have been hard at work laying the foundation for a better Tumblr. We’ve realized that in order to continue to fulfill our promise and place in culture, especially as it evolves, we must change. Some of that change began with fostering more constructive dialogue among our community members. Today, we’re taking another step by no longer allowing adult content, including explicit sexual content and nudity (with some exceptions).  

Let’s first be unequivocal about something that should not be confused with today’s policy change: posting anything that is harmful to minors, including child pornography, is abhorrent and has no place in our community. We’ve always had and always will have a zero tolerance policy for this type of content. To this end, we continuously invest in the enforcement of this policy, including industry-standard machine monitoring, a growing team of human moderators, and user tools that make it easy to report abuse. We also closely partner with the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children and the Internet Watch Foundation, two invaluable organizations at the forefront of protecting our children from abuse, and through these partnerships we report violations of this policy to law enforcement authorities. We can never prevent all bad actors from attempting to abuse our platform, but we make it our highest priority to keep the community as safe as possible.

So what is changing?

Posts that contain adult content will no longer be allowed on Tumblr, and we’ve updated our Community Guidelines to reflect this policy change. We recognize Tumblr is also a place to speak freely about topics like art, sex positivity, your relationships, your sexuality, and your personal journey. We want to make sure that we continue to foster this type of diversity of expression in the community, so our new policy strives to strike a balance.

Why are we doing this?

It is our continued, humble aspiration that Tumblr be a safe place for creative expression, self-discovery, and a deep sense of community. As Tumblr continues to grow and evolve, and our understanding of our impact on our world becomes clearer, we have a responsibility to consider that impact across different age groups, demographics, cultures, and mindsets. We spent considerable time weighing the pros and cons of expression in the community that includes adult content. In doing so, it became clear that without this content we have the opportunity to create a place where more people feel comfortable expressing themselves.

Bottom line: There are no shortage of sites on the internet that feature adult content. We will leave it to them and focus our efforts on creating the most welcoming environment possible for our community.

So what’s next?

Starting December 17, 2018, we will begin enforcing this new policy. Community members with content that is no longer permitted on Tumblr will get a heads up from us in advance and steps they can take to appeal or preserve their content outside the community if they so choose. All changes won’t happen overnight as something of this complexity takes time.

Another thing, filtering this type of content versus say, a political protest with nudity or the statue of David, is not simple at scale. We’re relying on automated tools to identify adult content and humans to help train and keep our systems in check. We know there will be mistakes, but we’ve done our best to create and enforce a policy that acknowledges the breadth of expression we see in the community.

Most importantly, we’re going to be as transparent as possible with you about the decisions we’re making and resources available to you, including more detailed information, product enhancements, and more content moderators to interface directly with the community and content.

Like you, we love Tumblr and what it’s come to mean for millions of people around the world. Our actions are out of love and hope for our community. We won’t always get this right, especially in the beginning, but we are determined to make your experience a positive one.

Jeff D’Onofrio CEO

The mashup you never thought would work

Congratu-fucking-lations.

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

Why?????

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

How…dare…

I literally hate everything about this fucking website but especially this

My mouth legitimately just dropped open….

I didn’t ask for this

came for the mash-up. Reblogged for the art and the bird gif. 

Holy fuCK

Considering Phantom of the Opera is mine and my other half’s ‘song’

I want to show this to him immediately

But

….what?

How……what…..why????

…I want this to ring in class

I have… mixed feelings about this

I actually love it and want it on my iTunes

I love this.

I only know one of the songs but this is legendary

Buzzfeed is worth more than a billion dollars

29/60

40/60

43/60

31/60 *sigh*

52 and i cant believe it was that low

20/60 A perfect 1/3 trash. I’m trashy, but not trashy enough

54/60…..welp 👏🏻

Reblog 26/60. The trash is steadily increasing.

I am so hyped for this game!

On that day, when the sky fell away...

Our world came to an end...

In our eyes did a fading sunrise in the dark

Glimmering shadows...

Kirby channelling Iwata’s spirit 

Partly based on this  Previous Smash Bros comic: 1/2/3

*sniff* This... is truly amazing

It’s times like these where you think “my fucking gut”