What’s her name

Candice Bridge

http://atlantablackstar.com/2016/12/05/howards-first-black-female-chemistry-instructor-earns-324k-grant-to-research-rape-investigation-methods/

Do you know how fucking hard it is to get a grant that big?!?!?!? Boost tf out of this. Proud of u.

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

Saw a woman driving once luckily it was an automatic or she’d wrap the car around a lamp post

see this is why being edgy for the sake of being edgy isn’t funny 

you just end up looking like you’re a whatever-hating asshole

You assume I’m making these jokes for the sake of it but really I’m just as bad or even worse in real life, my humour has no limit I don’t care about race, gender, mental illness if you exist then your a fucking autistic nigger cunt with wrists like a crossword puzzle and the body mass of a jagdpanzer. So why are you here to preach your politically correct sjw bullshit? Get of your high horse and smell the shit you spout. Cunt

Oh I get it, you’re a troll Not enough of those on the internet

I guess you can say that but it’s more like “I find this funny Gunna share it with the world and not caring who’s offended” and if someones offended and comments then I’ll reply explaining how little I care

You’re really just being an edgelord. The only thing I’m offended by is how unfunny you are, honestly. The image itself isn’t funny either. Everyone likes an edgy meme but you’re trying too hard

I wish I were as funny as @cabanaken

Someone has to. Ps. Love your beverages

proof summer inherited rick’s genius

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

“Hey, Money Stuff! Why can’t they just print more money when the money runs out?“  Excellent question, my financially-astute friend. Here’s why.

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

Aeschylus (via otherkinwords)

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

merchants

I am interested in their wares