JessiJynx

colonel mustang taking his glove off by gripping the middle finger with his teeth is retroactively the reason why i am a homosexual

Listen I'm a bit of a hater and I do have some reservations with the concept surrounding conformation and animal fancy as an institution but horses are one of the LAST animals you can really criticize for their conformation standards and just calling it eugenics. Unlike most dog breed standards, horse conformation is more predicated on their ability to function and perform work, or to carry a wholeass person on their backs so it's really important they got good structure!!! Sure there's halter horses bred purely for show and that's where you start getting the wonky dish faced Arabians and BBL quarter horses but unlike pugs the vast majority of horse breed standards do in fact keep the horse's best interests in mind.

I was gonna draw something more serious but sometimes u just gotta draw memes

bro what the fuck tumblr this layout SUCKS

literally WHO ASKED for this site to become twitter 2.0?? no one??????? of all the websites to emulate you chose twitter????????? WHY!!!!

modern social media sites stop trying to be identical challenge (absolutely fucking IMPOSSIBLE)

Chaos council draws. What started as trying at older Don't and Babble looks.

Kid Babble (Wound up giving off Radical Edward vibes) Adult Don't Younger Done-it (He's in his Boom era or something) Deep (He has a cat here.) Mr. Dr. Venturaman

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

[VD: the camera person walks through a door saying, “Where are these hosers at?” They shout, “Hey!” and open another door revealing a room with two people. The camera person announces, “Fuck ya life! Bing bong,” and releases a pigeon into the room. One person ducks as the pigeon flys over them and shouts, “Oh shit!” /END VD]

The most beautiful footage of strangers dancing in public… https://twitter.com/Thorayaaa/status/1660180658646568967

its like a real life version of that children’s song with the magic bridge that you had to dance across

Highlights: --all the old people --one dude who starts doing the Cotton-Eye Joe and has the steps on lock --quinceañera girl with a dress bigger than the circle --lots of kids but particularly the dude who's doing the helicopter with his little girl --an entire section of Millennials doing dance moves I recognize, oh the nostalgia

the saddest thing about life is that tattoos cost many money. oh and traveling? also costs many money. video games? many money. starting a new hobby? usually many money. concerts? so many money and also good luck even getting tickets. going out and getting a fancy beverage? you know the drill.

I'm being oppressed

Ronit Baranga, Embraced, 2017 Clay, glaze, acrylic paint

The tea set is fingering itself again :/

They should add crows and ravens to Minecraft.

If crows and ravens were in a Mob poll people would vote for the third option which is a giant leech that sucks the color out of your blocks and drops an ingredient for a useless potion.

Crow/raven > the throngler

this always gets me very warm in the face >/////<

Even saying ”I’m so sorry, I completely forgot” sounds marginally better than ” I’m so sorry, I didn’t completely forget, I actually completely remembered. I thought about it the whole time and it stressed me out so much my brain built an insurmountable wall around it.”

sluttiest thing a man can do is know how to cook delicious meals

so glad i did

there's just nothing that beats being at home. the world will try to convince me i should be doing more and it's like yeah but im at home

like if youre at home right now just take a minute to be like UGH yes im at home