Downright Disrespectful

"I asked ChatGPT—"

Well I asked GDT (Guillermo del Toro) and he said some of the most casually unhinged shit I've ever heard. it was beautiful and it fixed me.

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

Chat where did I go wrong

the reviews are in

it's good that we're saying "i don't feel guilty about pleasure im not Catholic" but we also need to start saying "i don't feel self-righteous about being overworked I'm not Puritan"

Anyone happen to know where Aaabria got that shirt from Ep 4 because it looks gorgeous on her and I want to get it for myself

This is Thistle and Spire's Boudicca bodysuit and garter, which is unfortunately sold out on the site (but if we all ask nicely maybe they'll bring it back because I'd love them in another color too! 🙏🏾)

shout out to my grandma who heard about how bad my mental health has been getting and asked my dad “well, have you tried taking him to the sea?” like you did to cure tuburculosis in the 1800s

"Oh Boy It’s Thursday!" I exclaim, jumping for joy as I prepare to watch my favourite dnd campaign featuring my favourite necromancer wizard.

I was then shot 57 times.

S20E07

As a historian, Brennan saying that capitalism actually doesn’t really exist in C4 because it’s a relatively new historical system and concept, that money and commerce far predates capitalism, and that what they really have in Araman is some “proto-instances of mercantilism” is the sexiest thing he’s ever said.

How never having seen a single Dan and Phil video feels right now

United we ribbit, divided we croak.

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

the light being described as "a divinity without the inconvenience of a voice or perspective" is a CHOICE

i did not however expect it to be that choice

every so often i remember that

1. psych has an official tumblr

2. this was their last post. they never posted ever again

what did they mean by this

Greg on Please Keep Me Anonymous

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nothing is worse than the agony of someone getting major details of your special interest WILDLY wrong

i’m watching an analog horror video and the guy is like “the family gave me a disposable camera and i’m slowly working on developing the photos” and i was like ??? what do you mean like the whole roll gets developed at once how is this slow? do you mean he’s enlarging them and that’s why it’s gradual??? then he says “i asked her if the photos within had ever been developed before” and i was like ?!?!? like what they developed the roll and put it back in??? and then you??? what? redeveloped it or something??? then the family replies “yeah this camera frequently had its photos developed” like HUH?!? THE DISPOSABLE CAMERA?!? WHAT LIKE YOU WERE PULLING OUT INDIVIDUAL FRAMES IN A DARK ROOM AND THEN DEVELOPING THEM AND THEN WHAT??? PUTTING THEM BACK?!?!?

i need people too young to know how film photography works to understand that that’s like looking at a bowl of cake batter and asking if that specific batter had ever been baked into a cake before and the person responds YES IT HAS

I mean if it quacks like the Gestapo...

Love that C4 isn't even out yet and we have an A03 tag. I've seen naked fanart. People have confidently declared their favorite character. There is a thriving fandom based on approximately five sentences and character art. Part of me thinks this can only end badly from an expectations point, but man am I having fun

This has genuinely rocked my world the last few weeks. I FUCKIN LOVE ALL Y'ALL EVEN IF I ONLY YELL ABOUT IT HERE The Devil Tyranny works hard but Critters work harder 💖