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once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

Saying you handle transactions for a multi-billion dollar company is way better than saying you’re a cashier at McDonald’s

That’s pretty much how a well written resume works.

Need to up my bullshitting game

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following back tons x

I was wating forever for this to come on my dash again.

I will seriously never not reblog this.

National Geographic photographers are metal as fuck

THE LAST PICTURE THO