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Hi I'm Jessica from Human Resources

@jessica-from-hr

Okay I'm not Jessica, I'm not from Human Resources and I'm atually a male who is lonely and thought this would catch your eye. If you got this far into the bio blurb then I guess it did what I wanted it to.
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friedfriends

me reading the “lyrics” for splatoon and nier songs:

splatoon music: bhhhgbble bbblrble wemmy, hurgle blurgle blebby, ploob diza wemmo cmon cmon 

me: 

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nier music: auf his dis, klauf his dees dae, alaka aes sa la eh kha

me:

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hotboyproblems

At such moments, I realize that all these stupid stereotypes about us do not have the right to exist

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bailey1rox
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aspartaime

John Green got a TikTok and TikTok keeps threatening him with a ban for impersonation, and honestly I think this whole thing could be settled easily if John would just provide proof he’s himself. Tell them something very personal about himself, like, for example, what his favorite taste is