Todd is so short 💀
Also there ain’t no way im drawing those grippers
"yo mista white look i can levitate haha"
"no you can't jesse don't be stupid OH MY G-"
aaron paul in that jack-o-lantern shirt on brba, reblog if u agree
jesse was a meth addict and a heroin addict (two extremely powerful appetite suppressants) and then enslaved and starved, so if he gets to alaska and wants to enjoy some nice warm hearty soup and fresh bread and something sweet too, thats Literally his god given right
I’m not sure if anybody else has ever thought of this, but maybe the reason why Jesse says bitch so much is because he listened to a lot of Britney Spears when he was younger
Rejected Bad: AI
The following is a rejected script from an early season of Breaking Bad.
INT. METH LAB - DAY
Walter White and Jesse Pinkman are busy working in the meth lab, surrounded by beakers, chemicals, and equipment.
Jesse, frustrated, stops his work and looks at Walter.
JESSE: (annoyed) Yo, Mr. White, don't you ever wonder if our lives are, like, controlled by some artificial intelligence or something?
Walter, taken aback, stares at Jesse in disbelief.
WALTER: (angrily) Are you crazy, Jesse? This is real life, not some science fiction movie.
Jesse tries to convince Walter, getting more excited.
JESSE: No, man, seriously! Think about it. Talking dogs, Saul being a wuss, the ease of getting rid of those meth groupies. It's like, everything is too convenient and weird, you know?
Walter's anger turns into confusion, but he tries to maintain composure.
WALTER: (dismissive) Jesse, we're just involved in a dangerous business. These things happen, but it doesn't mean there's some master plan controlling every aspect of our lives.
Jesse, adamant, starts presenting his evidence.
JESSE:
You remember Badger's story about the talking dog? How the hell does that even happen?! Why would Meth Head want to invade Canada?
Walter rolls his eyes, growing more irritated.
WALTER: (sarcastically) Oh yeah, because that's undeniable proof, Jesse. Talking dogs are definitely evidence of an AI-controlled world.
Jesse continues, pointing at Saul who is munching on some string cheese.
JESSE: What about Saul, man? I mean, look at the guy! He's a total wuss. Always hiding, always trying to find a way out. It's like the AI writers don't want him to be strong or something!
Walter glares at Jesse, his patience running thin.
WALTER: Enough, Jesse! Saul is just a lawyer who knows how to play it safe. That has nothing to do with AI controlling our lives.
Jesse, now desperate to prove his point, tries a different approach.
JESSE: And what about those meth groupies? They just disappear, Mr. White! No trace, no consequences. It's like the AI writers conveniently wrote them off after you dispose of them!
Walter can't contain his anger anymore. He grabs a nearby object, (weapon of choice for the reader), and charges at Jesse.
FADE OUT.
this is real i was there
Rejected Bad: AI
The following is a rejected script from an early season of Breaking Bad.
INT. METH LAB - DAY
Walter White and Jesse Pinkman are busy working in the meth lab, surrounded by beakers, chemicals, and equipment.
Jesse, frustrated, stops his work and looks at Walter.
JESSE: (annoyed) Yo, Mr. White, don't you ever wonder if our lives are, like, controlled by some artificial intelligence or something?
Walter, taken aback, stares at Jesse in disbelief.
WALTER: (angrily) Are you crazy, Jesse? This is real life, not some science fiction movie.
Jesse tries to convince Walter, getting more excited.
JESSE: No, man, seriously! Think about it. Talking dogs, Saul being a wuss, the ease of getting rid of those meth groupies. It's like, everything is too convenient and weird, you know?
Walter's anger turns into confusion, but he tries to maintain composure.
WALTER: (dismissive) Jesse, we're just involved in a dangerous business. These things happen, but it doesn't mean there's some master plan controlling every aspect of our lives.
Jesse, adamant, starts presenting his evidence.
JESSE:
You remember Badger's story about the talking dog? How the hell does that even happen?! Why would Meth Head want to invade Canada?
Walter rolls his eyes, growing more irritated.
WALTER: (sarcastically) Oh yeah, because that's undeniable proof, Jesse. Talking dogs are definitely evidence of an AI-controlled world.
Jesse continues, pointing at Saul who is munching on some string cheese.
JESSE: What about Saul, man? I mean, look at the guy! He's a total wuss. Always hiding, always trying to find a way out. It's like the AI writers don't want him to be strong or something!
Walter glares at Jesse, his patience running thin.
WALTER: Enough, Jesse! Saul is just a lawyer who knows how to play it safe. That has nothing to do with AI controlling our lives.
Jesse, now desperate to prove his point, tries a different approach.
JESSE: And what about those meth groupies? They just disappear, Mr. White! No trace, no consequences. It's like the AI writers conveniently wrote them off after you dispose of them!
Walter can't contain his anger anymore. He grabs a nearby object, (weapon of choice for the reader), and charges at Jesse.
FADE OUT.
IM ACTUALLY CRYING RN
Jesse experiencing the most gut wrenching, physically and mentally painful experiences the world has to offer.
Jesse’s Shirt:
aaron paul criminal minds 2005
if you look in the mirror and dont like what you see you can find out firsthand what its like to be me
hi welcome to the world ur a woman so ur gna bleed out of ur vagina for a week of every month for the rest of ur life oh and dont forget the excruciating pain and depression and mood swings that come with it. have fun:3
me rn except iam a boy
something about walt checking jesse’s pulse multiple times canonically makes me so . nshhehfrrsgghehgfzvsv
Anonymous asked:
hey sorry if this is weird but did you draw Walter white and jeese Pinkman fucking? someone in a pinterest comment said you did but I’m not sure if that’s true or not
JSADBHASBD I NEARLSY SPILT MYDRINK WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY i dont mind you asking, i never drew hot walter jesse sexo but now im confused why is somebody out there thinking that i did xd does the drawing look like my style???how what??? i??? i need more answers???
thinking about how skinny and badger in el camino stayed up all night watching the news, eyes glued to the screen, increasingly horrified at each and every detail about their best friend having been kept like a dog being so callously shared with the world…
:(
amanda young & jesse pinkman | john kramer & walter white / amanda’s recording for detective matthews