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@jessdean / jessdean.tumblr.com

Jess, aka Syppah. I just make and share shitposts here these days. Owner/artist of Witch Vamp.
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the other day I said "you're studying abroad??? what's her name??" and felt all the moisture in the room get violently sucked out of the air

That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

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I didn't know it was anime at the time (I was like idk, 4 or 5 or something when my grandma sent this mysterious VHS tape to us), but it was definitely Thumbelina: A Magical Story. Also tho, people always think I'm talking about Don Bluth's Thumbelina when it comes up in conversation, and I'm like NO!! This one was anime and it had a little fairy girl with a star shaped head! Well anyway, looks like someone uploaded the -full english dub movie version- which is what I had as a kid, so I finally have proof that I didn't hallucinate it!

You underestimate me.... *unsheaths and re-sheaths my sword in the blink of an eye. you now have top surgery*

peace and love on planet earth

the titsaiga, capable of removing 100 breasts in a single slash

the tensaiga, capable of restoring 100 boobs from another realm

Anonymous asked:

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

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same energy

there’s more

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SIGH

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here’s another one

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

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how does this get even worse

I think about once in a while…

We have another one…

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This is the internet now tho 😭💀

Omg so many additions since I last saw this post! 😂😂😂

It’s funny but incredibly telling how entitled/ignorant/insensitive some of these people are… idk if it’s an education gap or purposeful ignorance.

The really bewildering thing to me is that I remember when you needed to get up and pull a dictionary off the shelf, or visit a library to look up the facts you needed. Now people have all kinds of information literally at their fingertips and they can’t be bothered to use it.

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Oh dear gods, it’s gotten worse

When you know politics but no facts

don’t take people too seriously on the internet

This hits different when combined with that “Americans don’t learn other countries exist till they’re in 5th Grade” post from the other day.

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Demily recently got another one lads

Also, I love that, in the sign language one, it seems like the last image might’ve been a gif of “fuck you,” screenshot at the perfect time to let you know they were about to sign “fuck you”

As a romanian person I gotta add this one too

This is my favourite post on this website

I have literally had people tell me that I’m a gross appropriator for learning sign language while not deaf.

I sometimes cannot speak, but leaving that aside, what the FUCK lol

I still remember the guy who got mad at me because I spoke about the cultural role of the Norse gods in my life and my culture and insisted that I should be “proud of my Christian heritage instead” and quite simply would not believe me when I told him I was from Scandinavia because “that doesn’t exist anymore.”

someone please edit that map of europe with the spain void to also have a void for the whole of scandinavia

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Every now and then I just have to reblog this.

(while particularly loving: “Gender of the Day: Wales”)

This year for pride month, instead of trying to sell pride merch, I'm gonna celebrate by taking a gay little break ✌😴

Closing tonight at 11:59pm CT!

If you do want to buy something before we're closed tho, you can check out pride hearts -here-

And everything in stock -here-

Thank you!! 🌈💖

Seinfeld if it took place during the Heian Period

Jerry: Wait so tell me again, what did she say to you when she got to your place?

George, sighing: She said, "Looking out, I see how the wandering moon as well rises from the hills, finds no solace in the world, and then to the hills returns."

Jerry, sucking air through teeth: That's not a good sign--

George: IT WASN'T A GOOD SIGN, JERRY

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Jerry, clicking his tongue: You gave her the morning after poem, right?

George: Oh we're doing the morning after poem now?! I'm taking a stand against all these poems! I'm a no poem guy!

Kramer, sliding in through the folding screen: Guess who's seeing the cherry blossoms with the Minister of the Right's first daughter!

i love the sonic adventure 2 battle intro cause of that stupid animation knuckles has in it

i can’t find a gif of it can somebody please post it

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wait hold on. does it just say kukle.

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It actually says “KUCKLE”

I wish I could sell 666 Demon Joggers just to know there was the devil's number of them out there in the world, haha. (Also so I could hand my good friend Vetiverfox a huge stack 'o cash for all of them) It's an impossibly high number, but I will dream regardless.

666 may not be reachable, but we did just make it to:

Nice.

Yesterday at the yugioh event I was at I was not doing hot so I decided to play an older format, got matched next to a table with a trans girl who won her match in like five minutes.I really wanted to say I liked her pin and eyeshadow so I was like okay time to focus. I can win this one. She started watching just in time to see me make a play so bad that my opponent demanded to see my hand so he could tell me to make a better one