honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

“your eyes hella red u been smokin??” no I been crying bitch leave me alone

yeah ur cute but can u handle my overthinking?

if we get married you have to hug me every 2 seconds or i will die.

me flirting: you can kill me during sex if you want

If you ugly with the dog filter idk what to tell you

Bruh I’m too old to be this shy and awkward lmao

“It’s all in your head” yeah that’s kind of the entire problem innit

um excuse me you shouldn’t be paying attention to anyone else

i am SO PRETTY from a little distance, in a shaky selfie, passing by, in low lighting. it’s the added mystery. NO u don’t have to come closer, this is fine

nobody’s dick is big when you think of how small we are in the universe

ok google

how to delete all childhood memories that I haven’t blocked out already

lordstark:

WILL???? IS THAT YOU WILL???? W I L L 

me in jeans and a bra: wow what a look

when i was like 9 i asked my mom what a fetish was and she said “uh..um..its when you love something a lot” and i told her i had a fetish for video games and she just said “no. you dont”

Called out for being a fake gamer by your own mom? Brutal

No nigga wanna friendly bitch, and no bitch wanna friendly nigga… we only nice to eachother fuck everybody else

I get jealous really easily but not like an angry vengeful jealous more like a really sad lonely jealous because everybody likes everybody more than they like me and I really really don’t blame them. 

C.S. Lewis, The Four Loves (via books-n-quotes)

hey 😂 I ain’t gonna lie,I’ve been faking happiness alot and even that’s exhausting 😂