Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

Reblogging for myself

reblogging for those that follow me that may be starting to move out

Signal boosting: because who knows who may need this today…? :)

Victor Robles gets his arm kissed better by Ozzie Albies after he’s hit by a pitch.

LFG TAYA

LFG TAYA

Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??

Once upon a time in the West, Valerio Geraci

my partner watched Sherlock Hound and said the poodle man looked like me

I am actually not sure that this is a poodle. Also is someone pointing two guns at him using one hand? At least they have vague trigger discipline...

It could totally be a standard poodle who just has a short cut

I mean, look at these 3

The breeds of the dogs in Sherlock Hound are, at best, kind of abstracted.

For instance, Mrs. Hudson is apparently a golden retriever, but she looks like .......... this

They are meant to be cutesy, I think.

I get that but there's a lot of unfortunate dimorphism between the men and the women in the show and that bothers me.

Look at the male characters in this show versus the female characters. The men, pretty universally, look like humans with dog heads. Because they are anthropomorphic dogs. There's a lot of variation in their designs. All the principal characters look very unique.

While the women, with few exceptions, look like anime girls with dog ears and button noses. They're rarely if ever animal-like--their face shapes are very human by comparison, and instead of fur they appear to have hairless faces, usually in pale skin tones.

While it's not as extreme as Sexy Dimorphism (TV Tropes Article), it's a classic case of Humanoid Female Animal (also a TV Tropes Article), and one of my most unfavorite animation tropes. I think we should stop trying so hard to make girl furries "pretty" and get more creative with their designs. Let them look like animals.

Sorry Mister Miyazaki I just think Mrs. Hudson would have looked better this way

that is infinitely cuter than the original design

Reactions from people whose language I was trying to learn:

Germans: Oh you’re learning German? Hey, you’re not so bad at it. Don’t fuck it up though. 

French: About time you learned French. 

Russians, Koreans, Spanish-speakers: WOW YOU’RE LEARNING MY LANGUAGE? LET ME HELP YOU I CAN GET SOME MATERIALS FOR YOU AND RECOMMEND SOME SITES AND VIDEOS, DID YOU JUST SAY “HELLO” IN MY LANGUAGE? YOU ARE SO GREAT WOW I AM SO IMPRESSED

Dutch: but why would you do this

Swedish: Swedish? Wow, that’s unexpected, but at least it’s not Danish.

Danish: hey try to say “rødgrød med fløde” lmao

why is this so accurate lmaoo

Arabic: WAIT DID YOU JUST DO A HALF DECENT PRONUNCIATION OF A SOUND NOT IN YOUR LANGUAGE? YOU’RE PRACTICALLY ARAB I AM SO PROUD OF YOU

Portuguese: But do you like it better than Spanish tho

Japanese: did you just say “konnichiwa”? 日本語がとても上手ですよ！

Italian: thank you! but run away from this country ASAP. trust me.

When I saw this house that’s listed for $7,690,000 I was wondering what was so special about it. Sure, it’s big, but it’s kind of plain, and I’m not thrilled w/the garage. 

It does have beautiful grounds.

And a pool. 

The kitchen is large, but if you like open concept, they put up a wall so you can’t see the family room. 

Most people want to keep an eye on the kids or interact with company while they’re in the kitchen. 

The bath’s aren’t spectacular.

The master is plain.

And the kids share one room. So, why is it so expensive?

Because it has a full size regulation hockey rink with heated team benches, lighted scoreboard, and locker rooms.

There are 2 of these- one for each team. They say that the Rangers played here.

Of course, since it’s your own home, you have a sky box. 

And, it also comes with a Zamboni. 

https://www.6sqft.com/theres-a-professional-hockey-rink-at-this-7-7m-connecticut-home/

GOD I LOVE WIERD REAL ESTATE. BLESS.

Donato Giancola

i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

The scream always takes me out 🤣

It’s not Christmas without this clip 😂

(Part 2) (Part 3)

Words from this post by @valarhalla

Words from this post by @valarhalla 

Today in class we were asked to write personal statements for college applications and I found out I shouldn’t write anything after having an energy drink

So everyone kept asking and today I got my grade and she called it “brash” but gave me an A+

for anyone else who was curious, according to @megasupernova888, the words are 不感症 (fukanshyoo, “sexual frigidity”) and 花粉症 (kafunshyoo, “hay fever”)

1) I am rebageling with more context

2) OP, your accent is splendid, your delivery perfect, I hope your 2020 is less terrible than the rest of ours

When women write the mental breakdown: