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Jessa L'Rynn

@jessalrynn

Proud Author of Much FanFic
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wizard: i have trapped you in a time loop >:)

me, loves routines: oh darn whatever shall i do

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wizard: you know, the point of the time loop is to have some big revelation and work on yourself, not to keep attempting to redo all your awkward moments in small talk conversations

me, on day 33 of my time loop: stfu im going back to the coffee shop again today and when the barista tells me to enjoy my drink THIS TIME i am not going to say “you too”

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me (day 47): and thanks, you too— FUCK not again

wizard: alright im breaking the time loop i cant keep watching this anymore

The time loop: Doesn’t break.

Wizard: *FUCK*

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me to the wizard on day 48 of OUR time loop:

"I don't think you understand, Mr. Wizard. I'm not stuck in a timeloop with you. You're stuck in a timeloop with me."

team free will on a hunt, they are having lunch and at some point dean gives cas a look and says something along the lines of "well, I think we should go take a nap before we keep researching this afternoon, right cas?" and cas being cas just proceeds to remind him he doesn't need to sleep so he can go take that nap alone and dean makes a face and sam is trying not laugh and eileen just sighs loudly and signs something to cas and cas looks at dean and says "i have been informed a nap actually means sex, and i think that's a great idea" and sam isn't really laughing anymore now

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My favorite thing about online queer discourse is that it literally repeats every year but with a different identity and so many people just go along with it. It’s like watching a series of people literally never learn their lesson.

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Let’s see if I can make a timeline so if I remember correctly it was bisexuals first right because y’all wanted them to pick a side (no irony there, clearly forcing people into a sexuality they don’t fit with has historically worked great and been a net positive)

Then pansexuals because people had the audacity to experience multi-attraction but not identify with your specific label

And then there was the ace discourse about how people who are ace/aro aren’t REALLY lgbt because?? Y’all said lack of attraction wasn’t a sexuality and clearly they were just?? Broken??? (Again, no irony in this. Telling people with sexualities you don’t understand that they’re broken has always been a net positive and worked out great for everybody in the end)

Oh and then y’all came for bi-lesbians because y’all forgot people can experience different romantic and sexual attraction

Then y’all started calling trans women pedophiles (AGAIN WITH NO IRONY, NOT LIKE THE COMMUNITY HAS A RAMPANT HISTORY OF QUEER PEOPLE BEING CALLED PEDOPHILES AS A FEAR MONGERING TACTIC)

And then y’all started insulting trans men for speaking out about possibly suffering from their own set of issues that comes with being trans men (god forbid people have their own set of issues they wanna address separately, everyone knows the queer experience is universal right?)

And literally every single time all I hear is:

Like maybe I’m crazy but perhaps the biggest threat to our community is not people making up labels or mixing labels or talking about their own personal forms of oppression they face - but maybe. Just maybe. It’s the hoards of just genuinely straight up homophobic bigoted people who are actively trying to cut trans health care and take away gay marriage. Idk maybe that’s just me.

I'm gonna be thinking about this all day

If you deadname someone in the death note it kills you

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In one of the Death Note live action movies (I think it was Light Up the New World), a man changes his name after harboring guilt about past crimes and trying to atone (not even answering to that name). He's only killed after his new name gets put in the book, since he shed his old name.

Man wasn't trans, but if the logic applied to him, logic should apply to trans people too!

This rule implies that birth names are not necessarily the names given to you at birth.

That means you can change your name or consider yourself to have a new name and the death note recognizes it.

Death Note is an ally.

Diversity win! this Death Note kills trans people but doesn’t deadname them!

sorry what

That header photo doesn’t do the dragon justice. (For shame!). Here’s NASA’s own photo:

(Source [Because NASA is funded by taxpayer money, all their images are public domain, BTW])

THE TIME HAS COME

he is here 

Reblogging for THE ART HOLY SHIT

REALLY THOUGH IMAGINE SEEING THIS KIND OF SHIT AS A DANE IN THE 900S

bro whyd i think they meant an actual freaking dragon

What emo band inspired your teenage years (over 12 to 17 months ago).

I love kids on the Internet. They always always forget that most people are not 14 to 19 years old and it’s hilarious.

im almost 26 hello???🧍🏼‍♀️

No fight OP, just confessing I’m old!!

(Band inspired my emo years unavailable due to not owning a tape player…)

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girl I would kill myself if I did that lol

reading harry potter actively makes you less literate

j why did you censor the name of the scottish play

I think doing that is way funnier than saying the Scottish play, and I’m not going to risk actually saying the name and having something bad happen

i just realized despite me making fun of you for saying m*cbeth, i refused to say it myself. i am fucked up

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even I, the op, flinched while writing it in the notes 😔

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do y’all only post from inside a theatre?

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All the world's a stage, catgirlforeskin.

This is what makes learning Spanish so uncertain -- I get told some word by Duolingo, that contradicts what I learned growing up along the US-Mexico border, and neither agrees with the words my co-worker from Columbia uses 

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When I was a kid, we lived in Chile, and my mum had a friend who was from another LatAm country (I don't remember which) and one time she told a taxi driver to "keep the change" but she said "y quedate el pico", which to the Chilean taxi driver meant "and put away your prick"

Born too late to explore the world. Born too early to explore space. Born just in time to explore space cat✨

Part of my Space Cat series