Jessica's Blog

a true hero

This man is the real MVP.

Gods bless him.

you guys are missing the best fucking part

A Karen joke where she’s actually called Karen :D 

me @ my last brain cell

I’m grampa

I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.

Omfg this is of that kid he looks exactly the same

cool pics but at what cost

That green guy needs to be stopped he can’t keep getting away with this

My heart

gOD HE’S SO TEENY

me looking back on how i self destructed: she really did that!

Remember to drink water babes

No

Then become the dirt I walk on.

Every post like this hits me so hard bc op always swings back with a new type of bat and I’m never prepared for it

current level of insomnia: tried to make a salad and just fuckin. poured salad all over my kitchen floor

for whatever reason i thought the most efficient way to open a bag of salad was to hold it out in front of me in one hand and then stab it with a fork and tear like an animal eviscerating prey and then i just stood there and watched an endless salad avalanche pour onto the floor for like 30 seconds before i understood what was happening and why 

for the record this is exactly how it went 

this is so fucking funny

hes fat cause he’s full of love and he is running to give everybody a hug

In reality, frogs that are “full of love” are actually full of poison.

Love arrives in many forms