boys. you agree. reblog.
...wasn't Instagram having trouble with blatantly racist fans recently?
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So, here’s the thing I completely love about this discourse. It’s the funniest shit to me. I don’t remember who brought it up, but on this topic someone a while back brought up the age difference between us and the Instagram fan base.
Everyone on Instagram are all the younger kids that just recently got into the series (usually about Lodestar and later) while the Tumblr side is, for the most part, the older kids who are in university now that grew up with the series.
Seeing as all of these kids are so young, most of their posts are slandering us in a standard “r/im14andthisisdeep” fashion. Which makes it funny because in this case they’re being the most hypocritical possible while trying to explain away their flaws. I love the fact that they were all “philosophical” about it by not stating that “the Tumblr side are racists” but instead used the words “white humour”.
Like, one of the posts you just posted here was saying that they’re “afraid of being cancelled because they’re white but not homophobic or racist”????? What??????? Honestly if you have to worry about it then there’s a problem there. “Afraid of doing something wrong and offending someone because of your privilege”????? What the hell does that even mean??
What the heck is wrong with these kids, man? Sorry, which side of the fandom was completely outright with racism just a short while ago? That’s what I thought, silly Instagram users. Go back to reading your silly books and let the grown-ups take over ffs.
without mentioning stripper Fintan or Fintan's ass, what would get you, personally, crucified on kotlc instagram
Honestly? Very little, just anything brought up on Tumblr. You know that meme of the neckbeards pointing into the distance? That’s how I see this “feud” the Instagram fan base chose to start.
This one
Just imagine it captioned as the neckbeards being the Instagram fan base and them pointing at the words “Tumblr fan base” in the distance and saying “unga bunga bad”
I literally died 2 times ngl
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Hey, LGBT side of Tumblr, do we see homophobes as our mortal enemies, or do we see them as Jehovah’s Witnesses see atheists? Like, do we hate them, or are we trying to convert them?
I think it's so funny how we bred JOBS into dogs. I have two shih tzus and they were bred to be lap dogs. All they care about is looking cute and cuddling with people. Meanwhile my grandma has a border collie and that dog needs to feel so useful all the time, he acts like he will pass away if he doesn't have a job to do constantly
The thoughts of my shih tzus: Man I love the couch. Flip flops are so yummy. I wish it was nap time again
The thoughts of my grandma's border collie: I have been silently observing the pigeons up in the tree for 3 hours in order to gain every tactical advantage. I'm trying to engineer the optimal jump into the backyard pool. I wish I could play chess
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I have a dog bred for water rescue and he will swim out to random people in lakes and oceans to check on them and make sure they're okay. We literally cannot let him in water when other people are there lest a giant dog swim up to them and bother them endlessly
surfers beware lest they end up at the mercy of my sopping wet beast
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Pleaaaase he has done it to surfers and people in boats too 😭
….jeez… all the dogs I know are just plain fucking dumb. At least these ones sound mostly useful. If I was drowning around my grandmother’s labrodoodle, he’d just think I was playing around and come splash around with me, and would probably pull me under more. Smug motherfucker.
Today I learned that the process of adding the world’s blackest material to something is called vantablack. It’s a process of coating something in carbon. Mega asshole artist Anish Kapoor bought the rights to it and has prohibited anyone else in the entire world from using it or obtaining it without his permission. Now, another artist who is not so much an asshole named Stuart Semple developed a much more usable "blackest" pigment called Black 2.0, and you can buy it right from his website. All you have to do is agree that you are not Anish Kapoor, are not associated with Anish Kapoor, and will never help him get his grubby hands on this product. Everyone else in the world is welcome to purchase it. To be fair, I haven't seen them side by side in person, but to the naked human eye, as I understand it you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between them.
Above is an unedited photo of a basketball coated in vantablack. Which is pretty god damn cool.
Above are a collection of images I took from Semple’s website, where he basically slanders Anish Kapoor (as he should).
A comparison between black 2.0 and a bunch of other blacks. Black 2.0 actually absorbs 96% of all visible light:
Today I learned that the process of adding the world’s blackest material to something is called vantablack. It’s a process of coating something in carbon. Mega asshole artist Anish Kapoor bought the rights to it and has prohibited anyone else in the entire world from using it or obtaining it without his permission. Now, another artist who is not so much an asshole named Stuart Semple developed a much more usable "blackest" pigment called Black 2.0, and you can buy it right from his website. All you have to do is agree that you are not Anish Kapoor, are not associated with Anish Kapoor, and will never help him get his grubby hands on this product. Everyone else in the world is welcome to purchase it. To be fair, I haven't seen them side by side in person, but to the naked human eye, as I understand it you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between them.
Above is an unedited photo of a basketball coated in vantablack. Which is pretty god damn cool.
Above are a collection of images I took from Semple’s website, where he basically slanders Anish Kapoor (as he should).
A comparison between black 2.0 and a bunch of other blacks. Black 2.0 actually absorbs 96% of all visible light:
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My favourite part about school starting again is that over the summer I don’t do any fic writing, I procrastinate the shit out of it over the summer. But now that there’s school starting I have something to procrastinate on by writing: my schoolwork
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why do people think i'm mean like i'm literally just sitting here
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ignore the post about pushing 5 year olds on the floor to get to the stuffed animal section of the store
Do you think a png and a jpeg could on purposed kiss?
Absolutely not. JPEGs are disgusting and lossy. PNGs deserve so much more. Like a WEBP or BMP.
The fact that you think a fucking WEBP is better than the dependable JPEG shows your flawed opinion. You will never stop a PNG and a JPEG’s love
The PDF looks down from his throne at the peasants arguing about which file types can kiss
I miss the yellow wannabe Pikachu tumblr man where did he go
Currently, he’s in Germany or some shit
Yo @pukicho where you at rn people miss you
i ned you to know how much I needed Sophie with glasses, and I mean like it makes sense, she has crazy confusing genes, I mean like for fucks sake she has a handful of abilities, weird eyes and fucking HORSE DNA it makes perfect sense that at some point in her gene scrambling she accidentally was given incurably bad eyesight, not only that but the glasses would further set her apart from elves, and give her a permanent tie to the human world. Also big ol scuffed glasses with huge thick lenses contrasting with glittering crystal and rich fabrics is good shit
yes!!!!! see!!!!!!!! you get it!!!!!!
and not to mention, like, Sophie would look so adorable in them???? like, come on, the only reason shannon didn't give them to her is cause she knew she'd be too powerful
She’d actually look incredible with like thin-rimmed coke bottle glasses, this is a headcanon that I fully support
I present to you my newest invention in nonlethal firearms, with a 100% effectiveness rate–when shot by it, targets experience the world from the mind of another random sentient being for 30 seconds, inducing immediate incapacitation through transcendental stupor
guys please stop making my posts popular its so embarrassing
No shush you have no choice