Bruh

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.

DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DICK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS 

Six-word story // E.C. (via sencillezpotente)

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

Do twins have the same sized dick?

Both reactions work

apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

so my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do i look like

and do i look hot

*makes up for ugly face with semi-okay personality*

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.

lol i wonder if teachers just sit there and laugh while marking my school tests

let’s 96 (ignore each other)