Colorful South-up map of Mexico.

Just watched a woman slather a whole jar of diced garlic on three huge salmon steaks and put on in each microwave at work

It’s going to smell hellacious later

It was so awful I had to work in another building for the rest if the day

Word is she left the fish and went back to her desk to pack up and quit

The stench was so awful they had to open all the doors which required bringing security from two other sites

Most of my department went home for the day

Holy SHIT

what a fucking power move, oh my god.

i am so sorry you had to deal with the olfactory fallout, but my GOD.

OMG how to leave a job where they’ve fucked you over.

Big Fish Energy

Inside The British Genocide In East Africa

W hen British settlers began pouring into what is now Kenya in 1902, they intended to set up an agricultural colony whose surplus could help pay the costs of other imperial projects in East Africa. To do this, the British needed land and labor, which led them into a series of policy decisions that culminated in a grotesque genocide that the history books have largely overlooked.

The Kikuyu genocide took place in the 1950s, a decade after the Holocaust and the West’s promise to never again allow the destruction of entire peoples, and it saw virtually the entire population of 1.5 million Kikuyu locked up in concentration camps, where they were starved, beaten, and tortured to death by the tens of thousands.

To terrorize the natives, colonists enacted medieval-style public executions and plumbed the depths of what a diseased imagination can inflict on conquered people.

To this day, no serious reckoning has taken place, nor does it seem likely to, as most of the perpetrators are either dead or old enough that prosecutions are virtually out of the question. This, then, is the secret history of the British rule in East Africa.

British presence in Kenya began a century prior to the genocide, when missionaries and traders leased land for their projects from the Sultan of Zanzibar in the mid-19th century. In the late 1880s, the British East Africa Company formed to organize the colony, but it ran into financial trouble almost immediately and folded up within a decade.

In 1895, the future nations of Kenya and Uganda became the British East Africa Protectorate (EAP) as an emergency measure. In 1902, control shifted to the Foreign Office, a new governor was appointed, and a wholesale colonization effort begun.

The plan was simple: Flood the land with settlers who would set up farms, and then use their surplus to cover the cost of the Uganda Railway, which had just been finished. After that, whatever surplus flowed out of the EAP could be used for other initiatives that the Colonial Office (which had taken over control from the Foreign Office) had in mind, such as conquering Sudan or putting down the Boer revolt in South Africa.

Kenya has a lot of arable land in its hilly central highlands, and its relatively cool temperatures made it such that malaria wasn’t much of an issue. Thus, the Colonial Office decided to start the farming here. To kickstart that project, they needed to shove the native tribes off of the land and turn them into cheap (or preferably unpaid) laborers.

British authorities turned natives into laborers with a terrifying efficiency that they had practiced in colonies all over the world for over a century.

https://allthatsinteresting.com/kenya-genocide

he is fierce!!!!!!!!

I LOVE HIM AND HIMS SQUEAKS

omg the squeaks. unmute, you won’t regret it.

I love this weird horse

Terrifying.

reblog this to give every trans kid strength for the holidays

to all trans kids: i love you and the world would be much worse without you

you are still you over the holidays, no one can change that 

Home boy killed it

This was George. He was a 9 year old Jack Russell who lived in the small town of Manaia, New Zealand. On April 29, 2007 he jumped into a losing fight with two Pit Bulls to protect two young children. According to witnesses he fought as hard as he could, but he never stood a chance and was severely mauled as the children were pulled to safety. George died from his wounds that afternoon at the vet.

The best boy

yooo pass this along

but remember that plan b is an emergency contraceptive so avoid it if you can!

Hey @ Wikipedia, if you could not list a trans person’s deadname right after their name that would be great.

Hey @ literally every piece of media in the universe you too

Excellent news! Editors who retain deadnames in articles are violating Wikipedia’s Gender Identity guidelines, at least implicitly. You are fully empowered to, and absolutely should, remove any deadname you find on Wikipedia. Editors who tell you otherwise are simply incorrect, and you should refer them to the relevant entry in the Wikipedia Manual of Style.

BOOOOOST

Brb gotta casually edit every transphobic Wikipedia page.

The World Energy Council’s Environmental sustainability Index rank.

I’m just tryna get me a nigga who will shave my pussy for me while we talk about our favorite things. That’s real intimacy right there.

me 30 seconds into the first coochie lip

For starters you don’t shave the lips,

Secondly: why are you like this?

😂😂😂 tumblr is a lawless place

Yes u do shave the lips lol

LMAOOO this too much

I’m confused

So what you shaving? You just shaving the top? You telling me ya pussy got sideburns my GAHDT

^ oh my god

This entire post 🤣

BREH

Tumblr when they were removed by Apple from the App Store:

Tumblr “working as quickly as possible to resolve the issue”:

Tumblr on December 18th looking for 60% of their users:

Underrated post

This is even funnier on mobile when the pics don’t load

she read this post with her pussy

There were dragons when I was a boy. How To Train Your Dragon (2010) dir. Dean DeBlois & Chris Sanders

I’ll represent you in court :)

this is important!

Is that radical? Who thinks that’s radical? You have to learn how to effectively communicate with your own child. That’s literally such a basic thing

Some hearing parents won’t learn sign or will get their child a cochlear or other device and then doctors actively discourage learning sign

This is ableism, friends.

This ain’t cool.

i have been in america lately and tried its Various cuisine’s here is my review

wendys

cook out

steak n shake

cracker barrel

costco

chipotle

sonic drive thru

taco bell

sheetz

my kind or content

Please read this whole thing because it only escalates the food related nonsense