Quietoparao
Dungeons and Daddies is such a bullshit show because how the fuck can I explain that the show with the dumbest gags on the planet has made me cry
“Oh yes, there’s a whole arc about a man dealing with the trauma of his abusive father that is truly emotionally compelling. Yes, the man canonically cannot wear pants”
“Glenn’s story really makes me sad because yes in a way he finally did the thing to be a good father but it’s so sad how him doing the right thing for his kid made him lose him. Oh yeah, his full name is Glenn Close, you know like the famous actress Glenn Close?”
“My favorite arc is one where a father tries to fix the mistakes he made in the past but despite doing everything he can he still traumatizes his kid. Because even when you try to do the right thing in the now, the mistakes you previously made can still affect you. And even when you try to be a good parent you can still fuck things up. Oh by the way, this arc takes place in a Fortnite parody.”
“I’m currently very sad about a child named Normal. Yes, he is his school’s mascot. Their mascot is a teen.”
"I really love the arc where Henry finally gets to confront his father about how he wants to hate him, but he can't because he just told his sons they need to try to love everyone. He finally gets to acknowledge that he's scared of being angry with his boys because he was raised to believe that anger means you aren't perfect and if you aren't perfect, then you're nothing."
"Yes this is the same man who never showers and says his favorite TV show is the sunrise"
OP made this unreblogable but I had to show y'all
i kinda want him NGL
[id: a tweet by zac oyama (@/zacoyama) which reads 'You take away my blue check mark... on 420? ... Elon ... you have created a powerful enemy ...' and has a photo of zac in an elaborate, all-black renaissance faire costume with a massive cross on a chain around his neck, black round sunglasses, a black wide-brimmed hat, and a katana. one hand is on the katana's hilt and the other is holding the brim of the hat. /end id]
idk about you but i’m a sucker for the we just had sex and it’s the morning after and i woke up to an empty bed and how could i be so stupid of course you left me alone but wait you’re in my kitchen cooking me breakfast and i’m so relieved trope
Video Game Asks!
Adding my own pool of asks about video games because I always like to talk games and asks are fun. Send numbers, reblog for yourself etc.
- Last game you finished
- Game(s) you’re currently playing
- 1-3 games you’ve played in the past 12 months that you really enjoyed
- Do you like to get 100% achievements/trophies?
- Game(s) coming out that you’re looking forward to
- A series you’ve enjoyed since your early days of gaming and still enjoy to this day whether it still has games coming out or is one you return to
- A series you’ve lost interest in
- A series you haven’t played but are interested in trying
- A game you played completely blind with no prior knowledge of and enjoyed/loved
- A console and/or handheld you’ve never played but would like to try
- Do you prefer ‘blank slate’ main characters you make yourself or otherwise project onto, or characters with a set personality and backstory?
- A character you particularly like in the game you’re currently playing
- Quick, name the first song from a game that comes to mind
- A song that’s sure to hit your nostalgia buttons
- Do you have a backlog and do you keep track of it? If so, how?
- A game you’d like to replay that you haven’t
- A game you didn’t finish but would like to get back to or restart someday
- A game location you really like
- A game you started up for the first time and you knew from the start it was going to be great
- A boss you think is really cool
- A boss that was disappointing
- A game ending that’s really stuck with you
- A “Wow” moment of awe
- A game with a cool art style
- A game’s art style that had to grow on you
- Realism or stylized?
- A game you love the atmosphere of
- Pick a series you like. What was the first game you played for it? Was it a good starting point? Would it still be a good starting point now?
- On average do you have one game or multiple games going?
- Game you think you’ll finish next?
- Someone has never played a video game before but is open to trying any genre. What game would you recommend as their first?
My favorite piece of tumblr linguistics to ever come out of this site is “the horrors”. It’s delightfully evocative and also gives absolutely no information about what I’m talking about. “Sorry I can’t go out today I’m facing the horrors” am I talking about the encroaching dread and existential despair of our dystopian world? am I talking about the fact that I have to wash dishes? No one knows. It’s all horrors.
guy who has never seen a pussy before "wow looks just like the wound of jesus christ"
Some Twitter reactionary called these "cuck carts" and it ruined me because now when I go to a store that has these I immediately think on entering "where are the cuck carts? I hope they have cuck carts available today"
guy who watches looney tunes and gets scared and goes "what the fuck that's so messed up"
I can tell it's snoops technique for sure
