Hey, Im Jeremy. Nice To Meet You.

[in the groupchat]

polnareff: jsksjzjxs

jotaro: what's that

polnareff: it's like a laugh

jotaro: and how do i do it

polnareff: just press any key

jotaro: 6

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

My expectations weren’t met, they were exceeded.

Werewolves are stereotyped as ravenous monsters because the transformations burn so many calories that they’re essentially starving afterwords. The more “controlled” werewolves are just the ones who figured this out and loaded up on calories beforehand, whereas the “wild” ones assume it’s part of their wolfish nature to hunt and eat whatever’s nearby.

The transformation back burns calories too, but by that point they’re exhausted from running around in the woods all night, not to mention the physical strain of two transformations. And filthy people showing up at Denny’s in the early morning are assumed to be hungover, so the ravenous beast idea is applied only to the wolf half.

are you suggesting people who eat at denny’s are essentially werewolves

not just essentially 

fun fact i fucked a werewolf in a dennys bathroom

stop fucking asking me which dennys

these are the days i remember why i love the internet hahaha 

in case u wanna see samuel l jackson’s response

“you only lick once!” -what a dog would say :)

Wrong. Dogs can lick many, many times and are acutely aware of this.

Um make your own post?

A dog would never say “yolo” or “you only lick once” because they can lick many, many times and are acutely aware of this.

me as a kid: couldn’t open the soda can me now: totally can open the soda can.  really confident in myself.  got like an 89% success rate

Show off your guild pride with one of these designs, straight from Ravnica! Order soon, before elder dragons invade. And I do mean soon. Now available on Redbubble

me, a sensible boy, feeling a tickle: just your leg hair, calm down

caveman brain: it is so many spiders

a mashup of the yu-gi-oh song and the space jam song, AKA my current favourite thing ever

[source] 

Oh my gosh…. This would be the most catastrophic x-over ever:

I AM A MAJESTIC DADDY LONG LEGS

I’ve been waiting my entire life for this mashup

And all this time I’ve been scrolling past this masterpiece…

Shame on me.

IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUNK

korby 3

Has anyone Memory Lapsed their own Approach in Commander?

I feel so dirty looking at this.

Sometimes those chip readers are just a little too aggressive.

me

I love the theory that he is some sort of trickster or chaos god

im a goth girl on the inside. on the outside? a father figure

gomez addams wrote this post

Why my parents so old and stupid fuck off

“Honor your father and your mother”

“Gargle my dick and balls”

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*