no one can make me moan quite like a vanilla coke

to clarify this i do put vanilla coke in my butthole

to clarify this i do put vanilla coke in my butthole

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

i’d die for you haiku robot

mondays more like

*accidentally starts masturbating*

i work at mcdonalds and one time i was working really late on drivethru and these guys came through and they were obviously high and the one in the passenger seat asked if i wanted to hear his rap so i said sure and he started rapping about how much he loves gingers and then he told me he loved me and i said it back and he was like ‘YEAH THE MCDONALDS LADY LOVES ME’ and asked for my name but then his friend drove off

when u and ur friends go out to the woods in the night to scream

when u find out ur friends went in the woods to scream without u

backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue

anxiety: but what if you die depression: bUt WhAt iF yOu DiE

Avatar The Last Airbender: February 21, 2005 – July 19, 2008

The Legend of Korra: April 14, 2012 – December 19, 2014

Happy 12th Anniversary to Avatar The Last Airbender! 

this kid is not to be trusted

a timeless classic.

I can’t with this. This fucks me up every time.

i still can’t believe that a human being can make that face

dont get all ur social and political views off of one-sentence tumblr text posts with no depth or explanation

how am i supposed to take this advice then

the end of The Big Short isn’t fucking around

avatar was like the highest grossing movie of all time and yet its only impact on culture was to confuse people talking about the last airbender

who the fuck is even tom clancy 

him